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An Open Apology

Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, February 15, 2011, 08:51:17 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

Two words.

Air horn.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2011, 08:04:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

Two words.

Air horn.

:spittake:


hooplala

Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

That is called Jelly Fucking.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

That is called Jelly Fucking.

And now it's worse  :cry:

Oh I so didn't need to know that  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

That is called Jelly Fucking.

No, it's called "stomping on the future".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2011, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

That is called Jelly Fucking.

No, it's called "stomping on the future".

That evil wears many hats.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2011, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2011, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 18, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Whatever I see thru my neighbor's window.....  :oops: 

Accidently, of course, because she weighs at least 300 and he is bigger than her and well I honestly don't knwo if you can call it porn because I'm not really positive they are having sex, just that they are visibly naked.

It's bad....

That is called Jelly Fucking.

No, it's called "stomping on the future".

That evil wears many hats.

:oops: The boys, who are the ones who brought it to my attention that the neighbors liked to leave their shades open and lights on while getting it on, call it blubber busting...  :oops:

I'm not sure where I messed up with them.  :cry:

Phox

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on February 18, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Ok guys, rejacking thread.


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?

Anal penetration only.

navkat


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Adios


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


Don Coyote