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Thinking about Gabbard in general, my animal instinct is to flatten my ears against my head, roll my eyes up till the whites show, bare my teeth, and trill like a cicada stuck in a Commodore 64.

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Started by The Commander, February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM

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The Commander

#30
February 22, 2011, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 21, 2011, 07:50:27 PM
He didn't say he wanted to bang her, he said her eyes reminded him of Eris' eyes.

Well, he referenced the boob thread, so I took it that way.  However, I gotta cut him some slack...When I first saw that pic on National Geographic's cover, I thought she was in her 20s.

But it was just a load of PTSD making her look older.

Um...yeah...maybe I should have been a little clearer...TOTALLY didn't mean to imply I was looking for strictly sexual pics...although I certainly think of Eris as having a sexual quality about her.  I was aware of the girls age and the circumstances...it was the intensity that drew me.
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#31
February 22, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 21, 2011, 08:56:17 PM


That's what I'm talkin about....great photo.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#32
February 22, 2011, 05:30:30 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2011, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 21, 2011, 07:50:27 PM
He didn't say he wanted to bang her, he said her eyes reminded him of Eris' eyes.

Well, he referenced the boob thread, so I took it that way.  However, I gotta cut him some slack...When I first saw that pic on National Geographic's cover, I thought she was in her 20s.

But it was just a load of PTSD making her look older.

Um...yeah...maybe I should have been a little clearer...TOTALLY didn't mean to imply I was looking for strictly sexual pics...although I certainly think of Eris as having a sexual quality about her.  I was aware of the girls age and the circumstances...it was the intensity that drew me.

That's shell shock, not something normally attributed to Eris' appearance (in mythology, she gets off on wrecking entire civilizations as a prank).  Also, Eris is universally depicted in Greek mythology as a crone, typically up to her knees in blood & gore, or hanging off the back of Ares' chariot.  Where the current image of a Barbie Doll clone with an aversion to clothing comes from, I am quite sure I don't know.

I mean, if Discordianism is about Eris - and not all agree it is - then perhaps we should be honest with ourselves as to what exactly we're following.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#33
February 22, 2011, 05:35:53 PM
Majik Pharie Unikorns and Rayneboughs!

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
February 22, 2011, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 05:35:53 PM
Majik Pharie Unikorns and Rayneboughs!

Well, I guess I did say "any program"...  :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#35
February 22, 2011, 05:37:30 PM
QUIT WHINING AND PUT ON THE BUNNY SUIT.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
February 22, 2011, 05:38:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 05:37:30 PM
QUIT WHINING AND PUT ON THE BUNNY SUIT.

Okay, but it's going to cost you plenty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

#37
February 22, 2011, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:30:30 PM

That's shell shock, not something normally attributed to Eris' appearance (in mythology, she gets off on wrecking entire civilizations as a prank).  Also, Eris is universally depicted in Greek mythology as a crone, typically up to her knees in blood & gore, or hanging off the back of Ares' chariot.  Where the current image of a Barbie Doll clone with an aversion to clothing comes from, I am quite sure I don't know.

I mean, if Discordianism is about Eris - and not all agree it is - then perhaps we should be honest with ourselves as to what exactly we're following.



One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know."
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#38
February 22, 2011, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:43:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:30:30 PM

That's shell shock, not something normally attributed to Eris' appearance (in mythology, she gets off on wrecking entire civilizations as a prank).  Also, Eris is universally depicted in Greek mythology as a crone, typically up to her knees in blood & gore, or hanging off the back of Ares' chariot.  Where the current image of a Barbie Doll clone with an aversion to clothing comes from, I am quite sure I don't know.

I mean, if Discordianism is about Eris - and not all agree it is - then perhaps we should be honest with ourselves as to what exactly we're following.



One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know."

Oh, boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#39
February 22, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms.


I know the truth. I saw Eris in a dream and she was H-O-T-T.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
February 22, 2011, 05:45:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 22, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms.


I know the truth. I saw Eris in a dream and she was H-O-T-T.

That was Bea Arthur in a toga, Cram.

I warned you about eating "garbage pizza" right before bed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#41
February 22, 2011, 05:46:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 22, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms.


I know the truth. I saw Eris in a dream and she was H-O-T-T.

She looked pretty hot when she showed up at my place.
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Luna

#42
February 22, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 22, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms.


I know the truth. I saw Eris in a dream and she was H-O-T-T.

Nah, the dagger warms up pretty quickly, actually.
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The Commander

#43
February 22, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
One of my favorite quotes... "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick."
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The Good Reverend Roger

#44
February 22, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
One of my favorite quotes... "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick."

Blasphemy.  Bea Arthur was more woman than any one man could handle.  She was famous for breaking young aspiring actors, and leaving their dessicated husks in the gutter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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