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The Good Reverend Roger

#225
April 11, 2011, 08:14:32 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 11, 2011, 08:07:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 07:46:10 PM
Are there people who use OKCupid who aren't actually looking for sex? :lulz:

Me.

I'm just there to piss people off.

I thought pissing people off was the only way you could reach orgasm?

:mrgreen:

Nonsense.  That's just how I reach headgasm.  I still prefer someone doing things to my bits for orgasms.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#226
April 29, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
So I wonder, are there also stories about females not being able to find the penis, then?

I mean, the same "in the middle and front is too obvious" reasoning holds, right? :)
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Luna

#227
April 29, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
So I wonder, are there also stories about females not being able to find the penis, then?

I mean, the same "in the middle and front is too obvious" reasoning holds, right? :)

Only the once.

Never got a chance with that one again, after, "Oh, there!  Looks like a penis, only smaller."

He took significant offense.   :evil:
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

*GrumpButt*

#228
April 30, 2011, 12:04:13 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
So I wonder, are there also stories about females not being able to find the penis, then?

I mean, the same "in the middle and front is too obvious" reasoning holds, right? :)

Only the once.

Never got a chance with that one again, after, "Oh, there!  Looks like a penis, only smaller."

He took significant offense.   :evil:

Oshit. I'm stealing that!
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

#229
April 30, 2011, 12:23:45 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 12:04:13 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
So I wonder, are there also stories about females not being able to find the penis, then?

I mean, the same "in the middle and front is too obvious" reasoning holds, right? :)

Only the once.

Never got a chance with that one again, after, "Oh, there!  Looks like a penis, only smaller."

He took significant offense.   :evil:

Oshit. I'm stealing that!

Use with caution.  The wrong type might use that for an excuse to get violent.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

*GrumpButt*

#230
April 30, 2011, 12:35:13 AM
For sure.

I'm married so there's only one guy I'm going to use that on.....  :evil:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

#231
April 30, 2011, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 12:35:13 AM
For sure.

I'm married so there's only one guy I'm going to use that on.....  :evil:

:lulz:

Enjoy.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

*GrumpButt*

#232
April 30, 2011, 12:40:55 AM
Oh I will.

The range of facial expressions is going to be FABULOUS.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Telarus

#233
April 30, 2011, 06:44:38 AM
 :lulz:
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PopeTom

#234
May 01, 2011, 02:54:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 09:32:42 PM
So I wonder, are there also stories about females not being able to find the penis, then?

I mean, the same "in the middle and front is too obvious" reasoning holds, right? :)

Only the once.

Never got a chance with that one again, after, "Oh, there!  Looks like a penis, only smaller."

He took significant offense.   :evil:

The basic rule is:

Point if you have to. 
Laugh if you must. 
Please don't do both at the same time.
-PopeTom

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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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East Coast Hustle

#235
May 05, 2011, 09:22:18 PM
So my new thing is reading someone's profile that sounds sorta douchey, picking out the most irrelevant or casually-presented thing in it, and sending them a one-sentence message (worded as harshly and bluntly as possible) picking apart that thing.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#236
May 05, 2011, 10:09:42 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 09:22:18 PM
So my new thing is reading someone's profile that sounds sorta douchey, picking out the most irrelevant or casually-presented thing in it, and sending them a one-sentence message (worded as harshly and bluntly as possible) picking apart that thing.

:lulz: That sounds like fun!

I disabled my account after one too many creepos thought that my newly-single status and declaration that I'm not actually dating right now was a combination that makes me ripe for initially pretending to be sweet and caring, then trying to bully/guilt trip me into a relationship or sex.
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Suu

#237
May 05, 2011, 10:22:59 PM
In a related note, I've had to delete and block several creepers off of Facebook since my status went to single as well. Ugh. However, I don't think you have to deal with the same kind of basement dwellers I do. It's hard to find a nice catch in the geek world.

I got one on the hook right now, now I hope I don't break the line.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#238
May 05, 2011, 10:40:03 PM
My next account is going to be hyper-abusive.

"Fuck off, I don't WANT to meet anyone.  I hate you all with the fire of a thousand suns."

Betcha I get loads of hits.  Mostly in Kentucky and Tennessee, where many women think their husbands don't love them if they don't beat them up once a month or so.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#239
May 06, 2011, 08:06:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 10:40:03 PM
My next account is going to be hyper-abusive.

"Fuck off, I don't WANT to meet anyone.  I hate you all with the fire of a thousand suns."

Betcha I get loads of hits.  Mostly in Kentucky and Tennessee, where many women think their husbands don't love them if they don't beat them up once a month or so.



:lulz: :horrormirth: TRUTH
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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