OkCupid: A Guy's Perspective

[LMNO]

In a related note, I've had to delete and block several creepers off of Facebook since my status went to single as well. Ugh. However, I don't think you have to deal with the same kind of basement dwellers I do. It's hard to find a nice catch in the geek world.

I got one on the hook right now, now I hope I don't break the line.

I suggest changing your status to show you are in a relationship with Nigel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In a related note, I've had to delete and block several creepers off of Facebook since my status went to single as well. Ugh. However, I don't think you have to deal with the same kind of basement dwellers I do. It's hard to find a nice catch in the geek world.

I got one on the hook right now, now I hope I don't break the line.

I suggest changing your status to show you are in a relationship with Nigel.

I am pretty sure that wouldn't discourage ANYONE.

[East Coast Hustle]

Until you get to the part where the shared kink in your relationship is that you both like to share a guy to take turns on...




...with a brutally large strap-on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Until you get to the part where the shared kink in your relationship is that you both like to share a guy to take turns on...




...with a brutally large strap-on.

I'm worried about who THAT would attract...  Have you ever noticed that the Goatse guy is wearing a wedding ring?

[Suu]

Someone is bound to want pics...that's hard, she's like 3000 miles away. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Someone is bound to want pics...that's hard, she's like 3000 miles away. 

A problem made easy with the magic of WOMP!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Until you get to the part where the shared kink in your relationship is that you both like to share a guy to take turns on...




...with a brutally large strap-on.

I'm worried about who THAT would attract...  Have you ever noticed that the Goatse guy is wearing a wedding ring?

Grandma always said there's somebody for everyone. 

I never put relationship status stuff on fb. WHY YA WANNA KNOW WHO WE'RE BOINKING, ZUCKY?? HUH? HUH??!??!?[/I]

[Jenne]

My next account is going to be hyper-abusive.

"Fuck off, I don't WANT to meet anyone.  I hate you all with the fire of a thousand suns."

Betcha I get loads of hits.  Mostly in Kentucky and Tennessee, where many women think their husbands don't love them if they don't beat them up once a month or so.

shit fuck DAYUM

...I'm sure that is true for a lot of folks used to abuse...

but DAYUM

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Until you get to the part where the shared kink in your relationship is that you both like to share a guy to take turns on...




...with a brutally large strap-on.

I'm worried about who THAT would attract...  Have you ever noticed that the Goatse guy is wearing a wedding ring?

Grandma always said there's somebody for everyone. 

I never put relationship status stuff on fb. WHY YA WANNA KNOW WHO WE'RE BOINKING, ZUCKY?? HUH? HUH??!??!?[/I]

I liked having me & Mr. Language be all connected & shit. It was dorky, but felt sweet.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah. The proverbial "shouting it from the rooftops".
That can be a jinx sometimes, though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah. The proverbial "shouting it from the rooftops".
That can be a jinx sometimes, though.

I didn't know what "jinx" meant until I was like 35.

I still don't believe in that shit.

However, I am pretty sure that if I could just get hold of Mr. Bones and throw him in a river, our problems would be solved. Fuck Mr. Bones.

[Freeky]

Mr. Bones sounds like the name for a teddy bear of a particularly morbid-minded child.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mr. Bones sounds like the name for a teddy bear of a particularly morbid-minded child.

Oh, he's much worse than that.

And someday I will get my hands on him and throw him in the river.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah. The proverbial "shouting it from the rooftops".
That can be a jinx sometimes, though.

I didn't know what "jinx" meant until I was like 35.

I still don't believe in that shit.

However, I am pretty sure that if I could just get hold of Mr. Bones and throw him in a river, our problems would be solved. Fuck Mr. Bones.

Not a literal woowoo jinx. More metaphorical, as in "getting other people involved in the early stages of something, even if they mean well - no, ESPECIALLY if they mean well - tends to destroy your shit".

I don't know who Mr. Bones is, but I've got some cinderblocks if ya need em. Just sayin".

[East Coast Hustle]

Mr. Bones sounds like the name for a teddy bear of a particularly morbid-minded child.

Oh, he's much worse than that.

And someday I will get my hands on him and throw him in the river.

right over a bridge support, I assume?