UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

[Don Coyote]

Holy crap.

You can't make this shit up, can you?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43776462#43776462

Mithter Bachmann hath a little lithp. 

HE'TH FUCKING FAAABULUTH.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING????

OH MY!!!!!

[Doktor Howl]

Holy crap.

You can't make this shit up, can you?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43776462#43776462

Mithter Bachmann hath a little lithp. 

HE'TH FUCKING FAAABULUTH.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING????

OH MY!!!!!

Dude, Marcus Bachmann is gayer than Liberace's thong collection.

[Don Coyote]

Holy crap.

You can't make this shit up, can you?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/43776462#43776462

Mithter Bachmann hath a little lithp. 

HE'TH FUCKING FAAABULUTH.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING????

OH MY!!!!!

Dude, Marcus Bachmann is gayer than Liberace's thong collection.

IT IS FUNNNY ON SO MANY LEVELS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LMNO]

NO. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING THAT HATEFUL SCUMBAG EVEN THE POTENTIAL OF BEING COOL ENOUGH TO BE GAY.

FAGGOTRY IS AN HONORED POSITION, BE IT PITCHER OR CATCHER. I'LL BE DAMMED IF THAT FUCKER IS CONSIDERED WORTHY.

[Don Coyote]

NO. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING THAT HATEFUL SCUMBAG EVEN THE POTENTIAL OF BEING COOL ENOUGH TO BE GAY.

FAGGOTRY IS AN HONORED POSITION, BE IT PITCHER OR CATCHER. I'LL BE DAMMED IF THAT FUCKER IS CONSIDERED WORTHY.

LMNO, you are awesome.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NO. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING THAT HATEFUL SCUMBAG EVEN THE POTENTIAL OF BEING COOL ENOUGH TO BE GAY.

FAGGOTRY IS AN HONORED POSITION, BE IT PITCHER OR CATCHER. I'LL BE DAMMED IF THAT FUCKER IS CONSIDERED WORTHY.

LMNO, you are awesome.

Troof.

Bachmann, OTOH, is a REPRESSED HYPOCRITE GAY. You know, like a republican.

[Doktor Howl]

NO. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M LETTING THAT HATEFUL SCUMBAG EVEN THE POTENTIAL OF BEING COOL ENOUGH TO BE GAY.

FAGGOTRY IS AN HONORED POSITION, BE IT PITCHER OR CATCHER. I'LL BE DAMMED IF THAT FUCKER IS CONSIDERED WORTHY.

Good point.

How about "Marcus Bachmann is a glaringly obvious self-loathing homosexual"?

[LMNO]

Yeah, that'll work.

[Cain]

Pawlenty has withdrawn from the race.  Can't say I'm surprised.  He was a third tier candidate, at best.

BBC thinks the Republican ticket may be Romney/Perry - as Bachmann is far too extreme and evocative of Sarah Palin.  I'm not so sure.

[BabylonHoruv]

A Romney Perry Ticket will cause me to vote 3rd Party.  And breathe a sigh of relief that Bachman and Palin are both not going to be elected.

[wudgar]

But they did so well last time with grampa and teh idiot. heh heh  #2

[East Coast Hustle]

I'd probably vote for Romney, as much as having Perry on the ticket would make me cringe.

He's probably the only candidate from any party that would, when measured against Obama, prove to be the lesser of two evils.

On the other hand, I might vote for a Bachmann/Santorum ticket just for the lulz.

After all, I have somewhere to run to.

[Jenne]

So...Chris Christie is thinking of entering, huh?  I was wondering when his "no no, I'm not ready" would wane to the tune of a thousand calls for the crazy to end...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/is-christie-ready-to-be-president/2011/09/28/gIQAfyuu4K_story_1.html

[Luna]

I almost missed this little tidbit...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/28/gop-primary-election-2012_n_984785.html

Republicans quietly adopted a new rule designed to extend their nominating process this time around.

The rule limits the ability of candidates to win large numbers of delegates in early primaries and caucuses – those held before April – because delegates must be awarded in proportion to the votes a candidate receives.

Looks like...  Well, maybe I'm cynical, but, looks like they want to delay the nomination to keep their candidate (or running mate) from imploding before the election?

[Doktor Howl]

So...Chris Christie is thinking of entering, huh?  I was wondering when his "no no, I'm not ready" would wane to the tune of a thousand calls for the crazy to end...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/is-christie-ready-to-be-president/2011/09/28/gIQAfyuu4K_story_1.html

I knew that fat bastard was just waiting for the teabaggers to melt down.

He's a smart fucker, he is.  Emphasis on the fucker.