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UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

Started by LMNO, March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM

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Luna

#435
December 03, 2011, 11:22:28 AM
Quote from: Igor on December 03, 2011, 11:19:32 AM
Rumour has it that Cain is dropping out. Or at least, Rachael Maddow told Dan Savage that it's about to happen.



There was also a great article in Der Spiegel recently, voicing Europe's horrormirth at the whole GOP presidential race:

QuoteAfrica is a country. In Libya, the Taliban reigns. Muslims are terrorists; most immigrants are criminal; all Occupy protesters are dirty. And women who feel sexually harassed -- well, they shouldn't make such a big deal about it.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the US Republicans. Or rather, to the twisted world of what they call their presidential campaigns. For months now, they've been traipsing around the country with their travelling circus, from one debate to the next, one scandal to another, putting themselves forward for what's still the most powerful job in the world.

As it turns out, there are no limits to how far they will stoop.

It even gets better after that.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,800850,00.html



Apparently, Cain said that if his wife wants him to drop out, he will, but he hasn't bothered to talk to her about it, yet.
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Igor

#436
December 03, 2011, 01:36:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 03, 2011, 11:22:28 AM
Apparently, Cain said that if his wife wants him to drop out, he will, but he hasn't bothered to talk to her about it, yet.

So basically he's staying in for as long as he can hide from his wife?  :lulz:
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Luna

#437
December 04, 2011, 03:02:49 PM
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#438
December 04, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 04, 2011, 03:02:49 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/03/herman-cain-suspending-presidential-campaign_n_1126331.html

Cain has "suspended his campaign." 

I really think that most of these complete jokes of Republican candidates never had any intention of following through. I think that they're all just in it for some sweet sweet campaign fundraising like Sarah Palin.

Thanks for the 80 million! Sorry, can't run after all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#439
December 04, 2011, 07:34:04 PM
Herman Cain had a book ready to go for the campaign trail.  So long, suckers!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#440
December 04, 2011, 07:59:39 PM
You know, I've been a registered Republican for so long that it wouldn't look suspicious at all if I suddenly run for President.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#441
December 04, 2011, 08:00:04 PM
All I need is a hastily-written, poorly-edited, un-fact-checked book and a fucking ricockulous platform.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#442
December 05, 2011, 07:51:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2011, 08:00:04 PM
All I need is a hastily-written, poorly-edited, un-fact-checked book and a fucking ricockulous platform.

I'd vote for you.



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LMNO

#443
December 05, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
DARK EMPRESS NIGEL: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.

The Good Reverend Roger

#444
December 05, 2011, 08:05:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
DARK EMPRESS NIGEL: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.

Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

Because, frankly, the rest of the yahoos running resemble nothing so much as the Thalidomide baby volleyball playoffs. 

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#445
December 05, 2011, 08:11:35 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#446
December 05, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
Id join the gop just so i could vote for you in the primaries nigel
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#447
December 05, 2011, 09:14:41 PM
What would suck is if I accidentally got elected.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Scribbly

#448
December 05, 2011, 09:31:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 05, 2011, 09:14:41 PM
What would suck is if I accidentally got elected.

Exactly the kind of attitude that leads to the best presidents.

If I was American I would vote Nigel. I hear she got her birth certificate tatooed over the face of a birther!
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East Coast Hustle

#449
December 05, 2011, 09:36:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 08:05:18 PM

Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

I'll take that a step further and state that ANY candidate for ANY office who shows us wearing Mother "No, I'd prefer to keep you alive until I can convert you regardless of what sort of unbearable misery you're suffering" Theresa's skull as a hat will automatically get my vote.
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