Charlie Sheen

[Lies]

It occurs to me that Charlie Sheen would be brilliant as the Joker as long as they kept him coked up enough.

I think he'd be brilliant as the joker coke or not.

[President Television]

It occurs to me that Charlie Sheen would be brilliant as the Joker as long as they kept him coked up enough.

I think he'd be brilliant as the joker coke or not.

This is probably true.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Hes accepting applications for an intern.

The only requirement is that you have to be a winner.

75 characters or less.

Im going for it.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I made a new email just for this application.

nine11Truth_W1nn3r@hotmail.com

Hopefully it catches his eye.

[Lies]

I made a new email just for this application.

nine11Truth_W1nn3r@hotmail.com

Hopefully it catches his eye.

LOL

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

[President Television]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

You won't be able to submit it. Here's mine:

I am a goddamn tigerwise villain. Nothing can stand before my burning fury.

Short and sweet.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

You won't be able to submit it. Here's mine:

I am a goddamn tigerwise villain. Nothing can stand before my burning fury.

Short and sweet.

I was thinking of linking him to a pastebin.

[President Television]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

You won't be able to submit it. Here's mine:

I am a goddamn tigerwise villain. Nothing can stand before my burning fury.

Short and sweet.

I was thinking of linking him to a pastebin.

Ah. You shrewd winner, you.

I'm thinking of making another application with my main email address referring to yeti blood.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

You won't be able to submit it. Here's mine:

I am a goddamn tigerwise villain. Nothing can stand before my burning fury.

Short and sweet.

I was thinking of linking him to a pastebin.

Ah. You shrewd winner, you.

I'm thinking of making another application with my main email address referring to yeti blood.

How will you get around the name field?
Do they even check?

Also.

Im a fucking force of nature. Read this: pastebin.com/eMDBfrSN

You think this is enough to catch his attention?

Also, I wonder how hes going to read through all of these.

[President Television]

Heres a rough draft.

Its been carefully crafted to appeal to him.

Hey Charlie, I know this is over the character limit, well FUCK THE CHARACTER LIMIT. Character limits exist only for those who are limited. Im fucking unlimited.

Look at this fucking application. Does it not spew winning from its every pore? Does it not glow with the pure power of my mighty will? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES.
And you can see that Charlie, you can see that because youre a winner. Youre on the same wavelength as me Charlie, the winning wavelength.

Im a fucking atom bomb. FUCKING COME AT ME ILL TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS ON. Im a one man fucking army. My cock is registered as a lethal weapon. I bent death over my kitchen table and sodomized her with a scythe. She said thank you and begged for more.

Im from outer-space, I kicked Xenu right in the theatans. I hade a threesome with Cthulhu. Star child? Im no fucking star child, IM THE FUCKING STARMAN. When I walk in the room the Pope kisses my ring (and not the one on my finger).

Me and you Charlie, me and fucking you. Were not like those other lumps of protoplasm. We see through the bullshit, we both see through 9/11. Winners dont buy bullshit like that.

Call me charlie, well do beautiful things together. Climb mountains, conquer countries, the skys the limit when youre a winner.

You won't be able to submit it. Here's mine:

I am a goddamn tigerwise villain. Nothing can stand before my burning fury.

Short and sweet.

I was thinking of linking him to a pastebin.

Ah. You shrewd winner, you.

I'm thinking of making another application with my main email address referring to yeti blood.

How will you get around the name field?
Do they even check?

Also.

Im a fucking force of nature. Read this: pastebin.com/eMDBfrSN

You think this is enough to catch his attention?

Also, I wonder how hes going to read through all of these.

By WINNING so hard that he WINS at picking the WINNER completely by random. Tiger blood's good luck, you know.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

...Im actually temped to make a sigil for getting the job.


FUCK I WANT THIS JOB SO BAD.

I WANT TO DANCE WITH CHARLIE SHEEN AS THE FUCKING WORLD ENDS. TIGERS BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER!

[Don Coyote]

...Im actually temped to make a sigil for getting the job.

Oh please do, and post pictures.


I foresee nothing bad happening, at all.

[President Television]

...Im actually temped to make a sigil for getting the job.


FUCK I WANT THIS JOB SO BAD.

I WANT TO DANCE WITH CHARLIE SHEEN AS THE FUCKING WORLD ENDS. TIGERS BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER!

My sigil will be better! BRB, CHARGIN SIGILS

[Subtract Eight!]

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