I need me a man...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

...to explain the attraction, the humor of "JackAss". 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Slapstick.

People getting hurt is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0eReynOGNM
It makes more sense in german.

[Salty]

I am afraid that I cannot explain it, I can only say there are few things that make me laugh the way that stupid shit does and that particular laughter causes people who know me to worry.

[Luna]

I think it's a Three Stooges Phenomenon thing.

[Chairman Risus]

I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

Not to mention years of hardcore alcoholism.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

The bungee port-o-let was the nastiest thing I have ever had the mispleasure to see little parts of.

Steve-O is insane.

Im talking about his drug abuse and later rehab.
He should not have survived the substances he put in his body.

He has Ozzy Syndrome.  He may well survive almost anything.

[Subtract Eight!]

I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.

/confuzzled

[Chairman Risus]

I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I'm of the belief that Johnny Knoxville has become invincible owing to the fact that JackAss is intricately tied to clandestine projects and experiments to manifest invulnerability.

And if not, he's still indestructible.

Ive seen some backstage stuff that suggests that hes fairly battered after all the shit hes done.

But thats nothing compared to steve-o.

Steve-O should be in a lab somewhere being studied after all the shit he survived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JPFg2V27A

Still standing!

Holy shit. He wasnt even knocked down.

[Jenne]

I dunno.  I find it funny.  Am not man.  Grosser than gross sometimes, yeah...but totally fucking hilarious, too.

[President Television]

If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm man I understand it.

It's not really funny though.

These two statements are utterly contradictory, therefore one of them must be false.

I know which horse I'm betting on.