Unlimited Japan Tsunami and Godzilla Rising thread

[Richter]

I always thought it be cool to jump in a kayak and surf a tsunami but fuck that shit. It doesn't even look like water, it'd be like a giant muddy scrapyard bearing down on you 

Seriously.  Looking at the pics it's like a wall of non stop shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hope Belgium is okay.

Anyway, that reactor thing.  I thought they used pebble bed reactors there?

Might be an old reactor?  Though, people tend to freak out when something goes wrong with a nuke plant, even when it's something the plant was designed to deal with, I still her people mention 3 mile island as a reason nuclear energy is a bad idea ffs.

Because the backup safeties worked.   

[P3nT4gR4m]

I always thought it be cool to jump in a kayak and surf a tsunami but fuck that shit. It doesn't even look like water, it'd be like a giant muddy scrapyard bearing down on you 

Seriously.  Looking at the pics it's like a wall of non stop shit.

Troof! It's also not even like a wave, I've never seen footage of one piling up and breaking which should happen when it hits shallows. Do tsunamis not work like this? I'ma have to hit wikipedia...

[Telarus]

9 Foot is Thunderstorm Aftermath waves on a good day at a great break spot. As a native, it's not the first set of waves you have to worry about, tho.

Some of the aftershocks, while smaller waves travel faster, and you can get fucking weird synergistics out there in the open ocean. Rouge freak tsunami have hit before.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Makes a bit more sense now.

Except for the very largest tsunamis, the approaching wave does not break (like a surf break), but rather appears like a fast moving tidal bore.[16] Open bays and coastlines adjacent to very deep water may shape the tsunami further into a step-like wave with a steep-breaking front.

Except for the very largest tsunamis

Of course now I want to see pics/video of one of these "very largest" motherfuckers 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Oh fuck yeah! I love the internet

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Oh fuck yeah! I love the internet

And here I thought the JackAss crew were idiots.... 

[LMNO]

Aaaaand the first nutjob theory arises: it's because of Astrology.

http://www.tarot.com/blog/?p=1010

[Luna]

Aaaaand the first nutjob theory arises: it's because of Astrology.

http://www.tarot.com/blog/?p=1010

Damn, I lost a bet.  I thought they'd blame it on the homosexuals, first.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Aaaaand the first nutjob theory arises: it's because of Astrology.

http://www.tarot.com/blog/?p=1010

When we saw this on the news this morning, my oldest said.... "Watch, someone is going to blame this on that moon thing happening on the 19th"......

I personally blame Deepak Chopra, after all he claimed responsibility for that quake in Haiti, I'm going to blame all earthquakes on him now!!!

[Suu]

I'd like to think between this quake and the one in New Zealand that the Pacific Plate is getting too much friction right now so when the pressure is released that there's a several amount of horizontal slippage...but who am I kidding? That's just science.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA! 

[Suu]

THIS JUST IN: TEABAGGERS SAY TSUNAMI HITTING HAWAII IS OBAMA'S FAULT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN THERE.

NO TECTONIC PUN INTENDED.

[Requia ☣]

THIS JUST IN: TEABAGGERS SAY TSUNAMI HITTING HAWAII IS OBAMA'S FAULT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN THERE.

NO TECTONIC PUN INTENDED.

YOU SAID HE WAS BORN IN KENYA DAMMIT MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[Suu]

THIS JUST IN: TEABAGGERS SAY TSUNAMI HITTING HAWAII IS OBAMA'S FAULT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN THERE.

NO TECTONIC PUN INTENDED.

YOU SAID HE WAS BORN IN KENYA DAMMIT MAKE UP YOUR MIND

HAWAII IS PART OF JAPAN, RITE?






...Waiting for waves to hit CA right now. This is sickening. Fortunately they clocked 7-9 waves in HI, so CA shouldn't be worse. Though, stranger shit can happen.