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Unlimited Japan Tsunami and Godzilla Rising thread

Started by Da6s, March 11, 2011, 06:46:35 AM

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The Commander

#75
March 12, 2011, 08:13:02 AM
I blame the Irish.
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Da6s

#76
March 12, 2011, 10:16:28 AM Last Edit: March 12, 2011, 10:49:52 AM by Da6s
Reactor is melting down. Cesium detected outside the core.

http://live.reuters.com/Event/Japan_earthquake2?ShowComments=0

They're evacuating 20km radius from it. Leak confirmed.


Fuck.

Edit: Found this image of the explosion from the nuclear power plant
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Suu

#77
March 12, 2011, 01:13:38 PM
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*



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#78
March 12, 2011, 04:40:23 PM
I know some exchange students from Fukushima. I bet they and their families aren't having a great time right now. : /
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#79
March 12, 2011, 05:13:29 PM
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/03/tsunami-vs-pearl-harbor/

Some idiots on the internet are still butthurt about Pearl Harbour.

Presumably, when the next natural crisis hits the USA, killing potentially thousands of people, this means Iraq, Afghanistan and Vietnam will be allowed to celebrate it.

P3nT4gR4m

#80
March 12, 2011, 05:59:33 PM
At first I get angry, I want to hurt people, kill them even but then I remember - having to be as stupid as that is infinitely more cruel than any torture I could devise. :lulz:

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#81
March 12, 2011, 06:17:42 PM
Humanity.  Anything to rationalize being a nasty, small minded cunt.

Subtract Eight!

#82
March 12, 2011, 09:24:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sfrkK.jpg

Has anyone seen this shit. Ugh, utter contempt rises from within, I hope it's enough to convince godzilla to tentacle rape these people.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#83
March 12, 2011, 09:44:50 PM
Wait.

Pearl Harbor was nuked?   :lulz:
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Phox

#84
March 12, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 12, 2011, 09:24:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/sfrkK.jpg

Has anyone seen this shit. Ugh, utter contempt rises from within, I hope it's enough to convince godzilla to tentacle rape these people.

Misuse of "karma" all over the fucking place. Those people need a swift kick in the junk. BTW, why are they blaming Japan for that shitty movie with Ben Affleck? Sure, they provided the historical basis, and I agree that SOMEONE needs to be punished for it, but Hollywood, not Japan.

Phox

#85
March 12, 2011, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 09:44:50 PM
Wait.

Pearl Harbor was nuked?   :lulz:
And Krauts live in Japan.  :lulz:

Pæs

#86
March 12, 2011, 09:50:47 PM
 :asplode:


Pæs

#87
March 12, 2011, 09:52:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Misuse of "karma" all over the fucking place. Those people need a swift kick in the junk. BTW, why are they blaming Japan for that shitty movie with Ben Affleck? Sure, they provided the historical basis, and I agree that SOMEONE needs to be punished for it, but Hollywood, not Japan.
No, no. Karma is the thing that fucks up your enemies for being mean to you while you watch and laugh, for similar reasons as those God chose to wait all this time for surprise revenge.

Phox

#88
March 12, 2011, 09:56:41 PM
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on March 12, 2011, 09:52:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 12, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Misuse of "karma" all over the fucking place. Those people need a swift kick in the junk. BTW, why are they blaming Japan for that shitty movie with Ben Affleck? Sure, they provided the historical basis, and I agree that SOMEONE needs to be punished for it, but Hollywood, not Japan.
No, no. Karma is the thing that fucks up your enemies for being mean to you while you watch and laugh, for similar reasons as those God chose to wait all this time for surprise revenge.
So, are you saying that 70 years from now Hollywood will be devastated by a Tsunami for making that utter atrocity? So I can watch and laugh?

The Good Reverend Roger

#89
March 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Poor Japan.  They already have a national phobia of radiation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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