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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
Get a better spot in heaven.  You don't want to spend eternity with the Christian conservatives, right?

So post ITT, and I will assign you a grail-like quest for you to prove yourself with.  Posting your location is desireable, but not necessary (I know where many of you are, after all).  If you can't afford postage to send the results, post pics.  If you can't do that, I will assign someone in your area to verify your new state of grace.

First up:  Freeky must bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the Legal District.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
March 11, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
What the hell, why not...

I mean, O NOBLE SIR, I ENDEVOR TO FULFILL WHATEVER MENIAL TASK I DESERVE!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 11, 2011, 05:27:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 11, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
What the hell, why not...

I mean, O NOBLE SIR, I ENDEVOR TO FULFILL WHATEVER MENIAL TASK I DESERVE!

You will send me a used swatch of tape used to hold a tranny's dick down.  The new mailing address will be PM'd to you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#3
March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#4
March 11, 2011, 05:30:41 PM
 :lulz:


One used Tuck Tape, coming right up...

Jasper

#5
March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....

You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club.  It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
March 11, 2011, 05:34:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Well. Here goes....

You will send me a photo, audio recording, or flash film of someone losing their Goddamn mind at the German Club.  It is permissible to arrange said losing of shit for this purpose, provided the shit-losing is genuine.

Oh man, I think I may already have something for this.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#9
March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
March 11, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
I'm am in desperate need of becoming more Holy™.  Guide me oh Master...

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
March 11, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

You will brave the Nigel Demon-Goddess at an art gallery opening, and send me a pic of yourself pleading for your life.  
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#12
March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.

I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 11, 2011, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 11, 2011, 05:40:10 PM
I'm am in desperate need of becoming more Holy™.  Guide me oh Master...

You will send or post a pic of you standing next to the City limit sign of East St Louis.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 11, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 11, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
I'm game.  What have you got for old Sig?

Which city are you in, again?

Portland.  But kindly don't ask me to send you a necklace of hipster ears.   I'd want to keep it.

The plug earrings should make convenient holes for the string.

I BESEECH THEE, OH GREAT AND WISE MAD PROPHET OF HORROR! WHAT TASK FOR ME COALESCES FROM THE AETHERS OF GREAT TUCSON?

Your general location?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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