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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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#330
December 10, 2011, 01:44:11 PM
I NEVER ASKED FOR A QUEST?
WHAT THE DICKS, MAN?

GIMME.

EK WAFFLR

#331
December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#332
December 12, 2011, 06:47:24 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 10, 2011, 01:44:11 PM
I NEVER ASKED FOR A QUEST?
WHAT THE DICKS, MAN?

GIMME.

You will make pictogram instructions for the proper method of employing a slightly-used fleshlight.

You will put PDers faces in the appropriate places.

Or, like damn near everyone else in this thread, you will not complete your quest, and I'll let the Space Demons have you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#333
December 12, 2011, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.

You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#334
December 12, 2011, 07:16:48 PM
Can has new quest? I have pretty much all the time in the world after Thursday to complete it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#335
December 12, 2011, 07:18:51 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:16:48 PM
Can has new quest? I have pretty much all the time in the world after Thursday to complete it.

You will bring me more photos of bad raves where they have the lights on.  You will caption them appropriately.

For some reason, the idea of well-lit raves with bad dancers tickles me to death.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#336
December 12, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
ON IT.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

#337
December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#338
December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.

Yes, it would.  Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#339
December 12, 2011, 07:37:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.

You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.

Video? Comic panel? Shall I buy a ticket to AMERICA and show it to the world on big screens in a major city ?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#340
December 12, 2011, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 12, 2011, 07:37:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 11, 2011, 04:48:13 PM
I WANT A HOLY QUEST.

You will visually explain the Christian creation mythos using only your beard.

Video? Comic panel? Shall I buy a ticket to AMERICA and show it to the world on big screens in a major city ?

The method is entirely up to you.  There are no further conditions other than it must be a visual representation, and you can only use your beard as a prop.

Basically, this sort of thing ensures that heaven fills up with creative people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#341
December 12, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.

Yes, it would.  Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
:lulz: Consider it done. Should I post them here or start a new thread for them or what?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#342
December 12, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 12, 2011, 07:34:27 PM
:lulz: It might bring the photographer here. Which would be hilarious.

Yes, it would.  Also keep the captions out of the pics, because I plan to do horrible, horrible things, as I am a horrible, horrible old man.
:lulz: Consider it done. Should I post them here or start a new thread for them or what?

New thread, I think.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#343
December 12, 2011, 07:44:01 PM
Sounds good.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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