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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 11, 2011, 05:23:51 PM

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Cuddlefish

#285
March 25, 2011, 03:09:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on March 15, 2011, 03:04:31 PM
Hell, I need something to do. If I succeed do I get a super-secret Eris decoder ring?

No.  You just don't have to spend eternity with Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps.

You will incorporate the following things into your next show:

1.  Rubber vomit.  If you can't find any, real vomit will do.

2.  Calling the bouncer "Susan".

3.  A brand new song.  Kick those lazy fucking bandmates in their arses.  You're on the verge of being a lounge act.

Ok, so

1. This ones's too easy. Real vomit is a dime a bucket at our shows. Fake vomit would be insulting to the hard working drunks that strive to make the prettiest puke-puddles.

2. Wait. The bouncer's name isn't Susan? No wonder why he gives me the look of dfeath every time he sees me.

3. Bad news: despite playing shows consistantly, we haven't practiced since August of '09. Good news: my guitarist got his balls back in the divorce, so we're building a rehearsal space in his house. A new song is an eventuality now. Will post if it ever gets recorded.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Don Coyote

#286
March 25, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.

I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna

#287
March 25, 2011, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Good Reverend:  Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.


..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.

She did.  I heard it.

I think.

I might have been as drunk as she was, so reports may be slightly unreliable.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#288
March 25, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Good Reverend:  Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.


..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.

She will try eating some octopus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#289
March 25, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.

I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in the field, I think.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#290
March 25, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.

I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in the field, I think.

It's possible, and mostly figured.

Fucking Infantry always going out and doing Solider shit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#291
March 25, 2011, 03:20:50 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 25, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
I found the Josh Mills a bit ago, even told him, you said we are too have many bourbon together, and made doubly sure he did in fact know you.

I am tempted to find out where he is and skill drag him to a bar because that was last Friday. HE IS BLOCKING MY HOLY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in the field, I think.

It's possible, and mostly figured.

Fucking Infantry always going out and doing Solider shit.

Which is better than vaporer shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#292
March 25, 2011, 05:59:44 PM
Friday was an odd day, I didn't actually have much to do for most of the day, and I was able to accept this with minimal pacing and boredom.

I thought instead about what form my new Holy Work will take, and I like the ideas I have bouncing around my head. Need to fire a quick PM to someone about it and then hopefully get to work on it.

Richter

#293
March 25, 2011, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Good Reverend:  Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.


..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.

She will try eating some octopus.

Willingly?

Deacon  "Salvation by ANY means necessary, now where's my hat?"  Richter
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#294
March 25, 2011, 06:14:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Good Reverend:  Nurse East, in drunken boast at game night, has requested a quest.


..well maybe not DIRECTLY, but I think she'd like one regardless.

She will try eating some octopus.

Willingly?

Deacon  "Salvation by ANY means necessary, now where's my hat?"  Richter

I'll remember you said that...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Iason Ouabache

#295
March 25, 2011, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 01:41:41 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 25, 2011, 06:40:07 AM
Am I too late for a quest?

It's never too late.

You're near/around Indianapolis, right?
Yes, west side of Indianapolis and occasionally in Terre Haute.
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Payne

#296
March 27, 2011, 06:31:24 PM
Yesterday was an All-Day-Pixie day, and I didn't notice the lack of caffeine so much. The other prohibited substances were things I barely noticed as being missing all week, seeing as I rarely drink anymore and rarely indulge in other forms of drug, as much as I find such things enjoyable.

I survived the birthday party at a pub without booze, I cut way back on all sugars and other such sweet things, I drank only herbal and non-caffeinated tea all week, at no point was I offered anything that could be considered a verboten substance for me to turn it down but doubtless I could have had I been. I made sure to tell people it was my religious duty to decline all such things, and for others further explained that I was experimenting with my body by witholding it's favoured treats. No one seemed to be all that surprised. I think I really need to get myself a Prophetic Robe.

I was up early this morning for to watch a sporting event on the other side of the world live, and as I was able to partake of coffee, I did. My hands shook for a bit, and the first taste of the wicked brew did strange things to my taste buds. I promptly knocked over the first cup of coffee I'd made for myself in over a week, and had to make myself a new one.

It is now my intention to hopefully find the time to write something suitably epic and awesome. It'll be a genre with which I am in no way truly familiar, and the project I have in mind is pretty mind boggling in scale in many ways. Expect nothing soon, but I would perhaps appreciate someone poking me with a stick once in a while to find out what I'm actually doing about getting it done.

Quest: completed?

Status: +++Holy?

The Good Reverend Roger

#297
March 27, 2011, 06:46:52 PM
Quest Completed.

++ Holy, and you're in charge of the Calvinists in the afterlife.  Ho ho ho!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#298
March 27, 2011, 06:59:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2011, 06:46:52 PM
Quest Completed.

++ Holy, and you're in charge of the Calvinists in the afterlife.  Ho ho ho!

So, no Holier, but I get to give the Calvinists what they always wanted?

BOOYAH! I believe this counts as a victory.

:lulz:

Faust

#299
March 27, 2011, 11:38:35 PM
I'm doing crap at my quest. Haven't even looked at another forum in days.
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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