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Stealing money from your boss is a good idea.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, March 15, 2011, 03:07:59 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

FUN FACT: Whenever a developer under EA gets a very good metacritic review they get a rather large Bonus in pay.




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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Prince Glittersnatch III



EA is going to rain fire upon these assholes.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jasper

In a kingdom of thieves, something something something getting caught.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2011, 03:50:18 AM
In a kingdom of thieves, something something something getting caught.

IN THE LAND OF THE SWINE, THE ONE-EYED PIG IS KING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shatterbrain

Don't even get me started on that piece of shit Dragon Age 2. "Let's take the last traditionalist WRPG and make it an EXTREME STREAMLINED OVER THE TOP HACK N SLASH FANTASY ACTION GAME!"  Fuck me.

Fun facts:

  • Bioware claimed there would be no DRM aside from an online activator that would remove itself after activation. Shortly after the game came out it was discovered it had invasive Securom DRM that installed itself discreetly. EA recently lost a lawsuit for doing exactly the same thing.
  • Bioware claimed the console versions would have an autoattack option. When it was discovered it actually didn't, they said they "forgot to add the file."
  • EA banned someone on the Bioware forums for saying Bioware sold their souls to the EA devil. But not only did they ban his forum account, they banned his entire EA account, preventing him from installing his legally purchased game.

I'm glad I'm a pirate
"Whoever stands on the highest mountains laughs at all tragic plays and tragic seriousness." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Triple Zero

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:09:37 AM
:bob: hates whomever busted him out.

Outing of unfunny alts also goes for the rest of the internet, IMO.

Question is, somebody stealing from a computer game company, especially EA, is it funny or not?

I have something to write about this in O:MF later this week.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

How is defrauding your shyster boss unfunny?

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Jasper

Point.  That's just depressing.

Dude couldn't even be bothered to hide his trail.  Oh well.  An example to others...

Cain

If your boss is stupid enough to get ripped off, he should be.

If you're stupid enough to get caught doing it, you deserve to be punished.

All the rest is pissing and moaning.

hooplala

So he got a bonus, big deal... the company also got exposure and advertising.  I fail to see how this is a big deal.  It would have to be a fairly substantial bonus to get him in trouble, wouldn't it?
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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