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Started by Jasper, March 16, 2011, 09:54:54 PM

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Subtract Eight!

#45
March 18, 2011, 09:11:08 AM
This should happen every single day.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#46
March 18, 2011, 03:18:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 03:00:56 AM
Ooh.


...Alright, if you who want the asshole's number, PM me. :lulz:

Fuck that I want Michelle's number and I'm going to ask her....

1) why are you texting my guy pretending to me be?

2) You should have given Matt a second chance, the penis enlargement surgery had miraculous results.

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
March 18, 2011, 04:04:31 PM
Sent:

Pussy in my lap
bird in a sack
fur fur in my cap
fur fur in my cap
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#48
March 18, 2011, 04:57:38 PM
Hahah!  Cant wait to see how this plays out.  :D


Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 18, 2011, 09:11:08 AM
This should happen every single day.


I think so too.  :lol:


Quote from: Khara on March 18, 2011, 03:18:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 03:00:56 AM
Ooh.


...Alright, if you who want the asshole's number, PM me. :lulz:

Fuck that I want Michelle's number and I'm going to ask her....

1) why are you texting my guy pretending to me be?

2) You should have given Matt a second chance, the penis enlargement surgery had miraculous results.


I'm starting to doubt the 'michelle' number was legit.  Seemed like just some other dude.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#49
March 18, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2011, 04:57:38 PM

I'm starting to doubt the 'michelle' number was legit.  Seemed like just some other dude.

Well since my caller id is going to show up as Michelle, I can call and ask for my messages  :lulz:

Jasper

#50
March 18, 2011, 05:29:22 PM
Hohoho!  Interesting!

Jasper

#51
March 18, 2011, 05:31:12 PM
Check your inbox. 

Dysfunctional Cunt

#52
March 18, 2011, 05:35:13 PM
I will update as the humor in this continues....

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
March 18, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
"Who are you?"

"Fur fur in my cap."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#54
March 18, 2011, 09:28:47 PM
Humor elongation much appreciatable.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#55
March 18, 2011, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 18, 2011, 09:28:47 PM
Humor elongation much appreciatable.

wat
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#56
March 18, 2011, 09:57:36 PM
saying words you know it's cause im so discordian
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
March 18, 2011, 10:01:09 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 18, 2011, 09:57:36 PM
saying words you know it's cause im so discordian

Oh.

Never mind.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#58
March 18, 2011, 10:45:09 PM
Exactly

Reply?
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Phox

#59
March 18, 2011, 11:36:56 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 18, 2011, 10:45:09 PM
Exactly

Reply?
You're that guy who I'm supposed to be ignoring aren't you?
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