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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #120 on: December 13, 2012, 08:23:12 pm »
She made me an hat!

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #121 on: December 13, 2012, 08:35:38 pm »
She made me an hat!



That is cool as hell. :)
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #122 on: December 13, 2012, 09:14:11 pm »
Also an big square motherfucker that hurts to look at


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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #123 on: December 13, 2012, 09:35:06 pm »
Lol, cute! I like the colors she picked.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #124 on: December 13, 2012, 09:36:33 pm »
I love GRANNY SQUARE BLANKETS OF DOOM!!! She did a great job. Her stitches are way more even than mine were when I started.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #125 on: December 13, 2012, 10:25:35 pm »
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« Reply #126 on: December 13, 2012, 10:56:43 pm »
Yeah you say that now but wait til I start pulling it down over my face and killing people :evil:
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #127 on: December 13, 2012, 11:32:46 pm »
Yeah you say that now but wait til I start pulling it down over my face and killing people :evil:

As opposed to how you kill them now, by bludgeoning them with your kayak?
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #128 on: December 14, 2012, 08:19:13 am »
Finished another hat. This is also rather bullet proof. But hey, it has a pom-pom on top. And it's an ear-flap hat, although you probably can't tell.

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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #129 on: December 14, 2012, 09:04:08 am »
P3nT : That reminds me, the pic that was broken was a shawl I'm working on based off this tutorial.
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #130 on: December 14, 2012, 09:06:30 am »
cool - I'll pass that on
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #131 on: December 14, 2012, 10:50:30 am »
Also an big square motherfucker that hurts to look at


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what weight of yarn / hook/ how much yarn did P3ntGF use?
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« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2012, 01:52:35 pm »

what weight of yarn / hook/ how much yarn did P3ntGF use?

chunky 100g/ 6mm / 2 1/2 of each
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Re: Yes, I am a hooker.
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2012, 02:10:20 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKhtP62RE1E Relevant. I want one. I will pay a lot.
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