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« Reply #165 on: April 07, 2013, 09:12:38 am »
i am doing the stripes the long way. (the 60") and have managed 4 inches. The god of crochet faff has been appeased by 2 dishcloths, both with nice little loops on so they han be hung up to aid hygiene.
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« Reply #166 on: April 09, 2013, 01:06:45 am »
i am doing the stripes the long way. (the 60") and have managed 4 inches. The god of crochet faff has been appeased by 2 dishcloths, both with nice little loops on so they han be hung up to aid hygiene.

Very nice. :D Four inches ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

Today I found out I've been doing single crochet differently that the text book description, since forever. No wonder my work has so much panache. >.> Was teaching the roommate. I taught her the text book way since I don't want her head to explode in ten years when she realizes everyone else is doing it differently.
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« Reply #167 on: April 09, 2013, 01:44:36 am »
i am doing the stripes the long way. (the 60") and have managed 4 inches. The god of crochet faff has been appeased by 2 dishcloths, both with nice little loops on so they han be hung up to aid hygiene.

Very nice. :D Four inches ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

Today I found out I've been doing single crochet differently that the text book description, since forever. No wonder my work has so much panache. >.> Was teaching the roommate. I taught her the text book way since I don't want her head to explode in ten years when she realizes everyone else is doing it differently.

ok, I call that a DC, i hook in, pull yarn though so thar be 2 loops on the hook, yarn over and pull through both.

How do you do it?
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« Reply #168 on: April 09, 2013, 08:18:46 am »
i am doing the stripes the long way. (the 60") and have managed 4 inches. The god of crochet faff has been appeased by 2 dishcloths, both with nice little loops on so they han be hung up to aid hygiene.

Very nice. :D Four inches ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

Today I found out I've been doing single crochet differently that the text book description, since forever. No wonder my work has so much panache. >.> Was teaching the roommate. I taught her the text book way since I don't want her head to explode in ten years when she realizes everyone else is doing it differently.

ok, I call that a DC, i hook in, pull yarn though so thar be 2 loops on the hook, yarn over and pull through both.

How do you do it?

Yeah, that's our single crochet. I insert my hook, yarn over, pull up a loop, yarn over and pull through one loop, yarn over and pull through two loops. Always done my single crochet that way.
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« Reply #169 on: April 23, 2013, 01:10:45 am »
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« Reply #170 on: April 23, 2013, 01:33:44 am »
That's purty.
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« Reply #171 on: April 23, 2013, 01:39:32 am »
Thank you. Gift for a friend's mom who really likes purple.
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« Reply #172 on: May 01, 2013, 09:18:13 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html

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« Reply #173 on: May 01, 2013, 09:20:28 pm »
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« Reply #174 on: May 01, 2013, 09:29:45 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D
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« Reply #175 on: May 01, 2013, 09:32:21 pm »
I want to see if I can follow the basic pattern, make pseudo-granny squares, and patchwork an obnoxious wrapped sweater.  :lulz:
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« Reply #176 on: May 01, 2013, 09:49:18 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D

Wow. that is cool!

now i need to make the translation from swedish to american crochet terms make sense so I can convert it to english crochet terms.
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« Reply #177 on: May 02, 2013, 02:26:57 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D

Wow. that is cool!

now i need to make the translation from swedish to american crochet terms make sense so I can convert it to english crochet terms.

when you've done this, pls to post instructions here. P3nTGF will make this for me or suffer unimaginable wrath
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« Reply #178 on: May 02, 2013, 02:33:14 pm »
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D

Wow. that is cool!

now i need to make the translation from swedish to american crochet terms make sense so I can convert it to english crochet terms.

when you've done this, pls to post instructions here. P3nTGF will make this for me or suffer unimaginable wrath
i have 3 works in progress, I can't do things like this yet.. Maybe PentGF will do it if you ask her nicely?
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« Reply #179 on: May 02, 2013, 04:17:13 pm »
Not sure if she does Swedish/American translation. All I want are the little skull parts, sewn onto a beanie, then my life will be complete!
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