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Who's got the back to make the beat go BOOM?

Started by navkat, March 25, 2011, 08:40:20 PM

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Don Coyote


Freeky

LMNO, YOU BITCH.  LOOK AT MY EYES (<--). LLOOK AT THEM!  THAT IS ME FOCUSING.  I WILL NOT HESITATE TO ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE FUCKING BOSTON.

Luna

Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
LMNO, YOU BITCH.  LOOK AT MY EYES (<--). LLOOK AT THEM!  THAT IS ME FOCUSING.  I WILL NOT HESITATE TO ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE FUCKING BOSTON.

Please to splatter it Northwards.  I don't need Boston smeared all over my city.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

LIBIDO SHIELD. YOU CANNOT EVEN. ATTEMPTS LEAD TO FUTILITY. IT WILL ONLY END IN MASTURBATION. DO NEVER TEST.

Freeky


Don Coyote


Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

MY BALLS > MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.

MY LEGION OF PERVERTS, GLORIOUS FAGGOTS, AND TRANNIES WILL OVERWHELM YOUR SPACETIME WITH UNIVERSIALITY, CHANGING THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF QUEER.

FIRST WE TAKE SALAZORE; THEN WE TAKE BERLIN.

Freeky

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:39:32 PM
MY BALLS > MEATHAMMAH > LIBIDO SHIELD.

MY LEGION OF PERVERTS, GLORIOUS FAGGOTS, AND TRANNIES WILL OVERWHELM YOUR SPACETIME WITH UNIVERSIALITY, CHANGING THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF QUEER.

FIRST WE TAKE SALAZORE; THEN WE TAKE BERLIN.


Hmmm. LMNO's balls vs. The Meathammah.  One holy relic vs another.

You can have Salazore AND Berlin.  Just don't expect Tucson to hand itself over quietly; it belongs to nobody, and requires actual physical presence to be declared under a new provincial area.

LMNO

(as a selfish aside, I hope someone gets the Cohen reference)

Freeky


Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 10:44:06 PM
(as a selfish aside, I hope someone gets the Cohen reference)

I did catch it.  Damn song's gonna be stuck in my head, now.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

Freeky: is minor reference. Ask Roger or Bella/Liam.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."