TRUMP 2012

[Jenne]

I hear his toupee's a Muslim.

From the looks of it, shaved from a camel's ass...

On the NPR show "Wait wait don't tell me" on the weekends, I think it was 2 Saturdays ago?, someone described Trump's hair as dangerous next to Romney's since Trump's looked like something that would eat whatever wood Romney's hair was made out of. 

[Jenne]

Here's a rundown on reaction from within the political community to the release of the president's birth certificate:

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House Majority Leader John Boehner's spokesman, Michael Steel said in a statement, according to CNN, "This has long been a settled issue. The Speaker's focus is on cutting spending, lowering gas prices, and creating American jobs."

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, who has reacted less than enthusiastically to the prospect of a Trump 2012 campaign, reacted to the release during an appearance on Fox News. Mediate reports the the GOP leader said, "I have criticized members of my own party for making this some kind of an issue and so I am really surprised that the White House is doing the same."

Sarah Palin wrote in a tweet, "Media: admit it, Trump forced the issue. Now, don't let the WH distract you w/the birth crt from what Bernanke says today. Stay focused, eh?"

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich exclusively told Talking Points Memo that he sees the birth certificate ordeal as "strange." He said, "All I would say is, why did it take so long?"

Former Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney wrote in a tweet, "What President Obama should really be releasing is a jobs plan."

From HuffPo's http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/sarah-palin-on-obama-birth-certificate_n_854326.html

[Cain]

Hah, should've seen this coming.  "Why is the President catering to an extreme fringe?  Is he trying to say all Republicans are Birthers?  Why wont he focus on the real issues?"

[Jenne]

Didntcha know, Cain, all the Republicans WANT is for the President to get down to brass tacks and do his motherfuckin' JOB!    He needs to filter out the white noise and stop playing around! 

Boy, those guys.  AS IF this wasn't the plan of obfuscation all along.    Knee-slappin' time, this is. 

He's a glutton for punishment, ol' Barry Obama...running again in '12 like he is, does he really think this is going to end?  He plays right into their hands everytime as it is.

[Thurnez Isa]

He's still a Muslim... and a non-Christian... and a secularist... and the anti-Christ... and a communist... and a fascist.... and hates white people.

[Thurnez Isa]

also

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=292165

The White House confirmed the document as "proof positive" the president was born in Hawaii.

According to White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer, Obama decided the full document was needed because of the growing questions about the president's birth.

He described how there had been concern about the Internet "chatter" that had grown into a national political debate.

He said the president thought it was becoming a "distraction" from the issues that face the nation.

On April 22, Obama sent a letter to Hawaii authorities asking for the document.

"The President directed his counsel to review the legal authority for seeking access to the long form certificate and to request on that basis that the Hawaii State Department of Health make an exception to release a copy of his long form birth certificate. They granted that exception in part because of the tremendous volume of requests they had been getting," Pfeiffer said in a statement.

Real estate entrepreneur Donald Trump, a possible GOP Republican candidate in 2012, has been asking questions about Obama's documentation for several weeks now.

"First we have to look at the certificate," he said. "I want to look at it, but I hope it's true, so we can get to more important national issues."

"Why he didn't do it when the Clintons asked for it. Why he didn't do it when everyone else was asking about it, I don't know," he said.

Read more: White House releases Obama 'birth certificate'

"You're going to have many people looking at it .... It's amazing that all of a sudden it materializes. Experts will look at it ... and I'm very proud that I was able to bring this to a point."

The issue has been dogging Obama since before his election, and WND has reported on the multitude of lawsuits and other challenges to the president's tenure in the Oval Office. They center on his status as a "natural born citizen."

The Constitution, Article 2, Section 1, states, "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President."

If the document proves valid, it could answer the questions raised by those who have alleged he was not actually born in Hawaii. But it also could prove his ineligibility because of its references to his father. Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen through his father at his birth, and they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens

This is hilarious

[Jenne]

THE FRAMERS?

MOTHERFUCKERS.

THE FRAMERS?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Name State Place of Birth Birth Date Death Date Occupation Religion ?
Baldwin, Abraham Georgia Guilford, CT 11/23/1754 3/4/1807 Minister/Lawyer CO Y
Bassett, Richard Delaware Cecil County, MD 4/2/1745 8/15/1815 Lawyer ME Y
Bedford, Gunning, Jr. Delaware Philadelphia, PA 1747 3/30/1812 Lawyer PB Y
Blair, John Virginia Williamsburg, VA 1732 8/31/1800 Lawyer EP Y
Blount, William North Carolina Windsor, NC 4/6/1749 3/21/1800 Politician PB Y
Brearly, David New Jersey Spring Grove, NJ 6/11/1745 8/16/1790 Lawyer EP Y
Broom, Jacob Delaware Wilmington, DE 1752 1810 Merchant LU Y
Butler, Pierce South Carolina County Carlow, Ireland 7/11/1744 2/15/1822 Soldier/Politician EP Y
Carroll, Daniel Maryland Upper Marlboro, MD 7/22/1730 7/5/1796 Farmer RC Y
Clymer, George Pennsylvania Philadelphia, PA 3/16/1740 1/23/1813 Merchant QU/EP Y
Davie, William R. North Carolina Egremont, England 6/20/1756 11/29/1820 Lawyer PB N
Dayton, Jonathan New Jersey Elizabethtown, NJ 10/16/1760 10/9/1824 Lawyer EP Y
Dickinson, John Delaware Trappe, MD 11/19/1732 2/14/1808 Lawyer QU/EP Y
Ellsworth, Oliver Connecticut Windsor, CT 4/29/1745 11/26/1807 Lawyer CO N
Few, William Georgia Baltimore, MD 6/8/1748 7/16/1828 Lawyer ME Y
Fitzsimons, Thomas Pennsylvania Ireland 1741 8/26/1811 Merchant RC Y
Franklin, Benjamin Pennsylvania Boston, MA 1/17/1706 4/17/1790 Inventor DE Y
Gerry, Elbridge Massachusetts Marblehead, MA 7/17/1744 11/23/1814 Merchant EP N
Gilman, Nicholas New Hampshire Exeter, NH 8/3/1755 5/2/1814 Merchant CO Y
Gorham, Nathaniel Massachusetts Charlestown, MA 5/27/1738 6/11/1796 Merchant CO Y
Hamilton, Alexander New York Nevis, British West Indies 1/11/1757 7/12/1804 Lawyer EP Y
Houston, William C. New Jersey Sumter, SC 1746 8/12/1788 Teacher PB N
Houstoun, William Georgia Savannah, GA 1755 3/17/1813 Lawyer EP N
Ingersoll, Jared Pennsylvania New Haven, CT 10/27/1749 10/31/1822 Lawyer PB Y
Jenifer, Daniel of St. Thomas Maryland Port Tobacco, MD 1723 11/16/1790 Lawyer EP Y
Johnson, William S. Connecticut Stratford, CT 10/7/1727 11/14/1819 Lawyer EP Y
King, Rufus Massachusetts Scarborough, ME 3/24/1755 4/29/1827 Lawyer EP Y
Langdon, John New Hampshire Portsmouth, NH 6/26/1741 9/18/1819 Merchant CO Y
Lansing, John, Jr. New York Albany, NY 1/30/1754 1829 Lawyer DR N
Livingston, William New Jersey Albany, NY 11/30/1723 7/25/1790 Lawyer PB Y
Madison, James Virginia Port Conway, VA 3/16/1751 6/28/1836 Politician EP Y
Martin, Alexander North Carolina Hunterdon County, NJ 1740 11/2/1807 Politician PB/EP N
Martin, Luther Maryland Brunswick, NJ 2/9/1744 7/10/1826 Lawyer EP N
Mason, George Virginia Fairfax County, VA 12/11/1725 10/7/1792 Politician EP N
McClurg, James Virginia Hampton, VA 1746 7/9/1823 Doctor PB? N
McHenry, James Maryland Ballymena, Ireland 11/16/1753 5/3/1816 Doctor PB Y
Mercer, John F. Maryland Stafford County, VA 5/17/1759 8/30/1821 Lawyer EP N
Mifflin, Thomas Pennsylvania Philadelphia, PA 1/10/1744 1/20/1800 Merchant QU/LU Y
Morris, Gouverneur Pennsylvania Bronx, NY 1/31/1752 11/6/1816 Lawyer EP Y
Morris, Robert Pennsylvania Liverpool, England 1/31/1734 5/8/1806 Merchant EP Y
Paterson, William New Jersey County Antrim, Ireland 12/24/1745 9/9/1806 Lawyer PB Y
Pierce, William L. Georgia Georgia 1740 12/10/1789 Merchant EP N
Pinckney, Charles Cotesworth South Carolina Charleston, SC 2/25/1746 8/16/1825 Lawyer EP Y
Pinckney, Charles South Carolina Charleston, SC 10/26/1757 10/29/1824 Lawyer EP Y
Randolph, Edmund J. Virginia Williamsburg, VA 8/10/1753 1813 Lawyer EP N
Read, George Delaware Cecil County, MD 9/18/1733 9/21/1798 Lawyer EP Y
Rutledge, John South Carolina Charleston, SC 9/1739 6/18/1800 Lawyer EP Y
Sherman, Roger Connecticut Newton, MA 4/19/1721 7/23/1793 Lawyer/Merchant CO Y
Spaight, Richard D. North Carolina New Bern, NC 3/25/1758 9/6/1802 Politician EP Y
Strong, Caleb Massachusetts Northampton, MA 1/9/1745 11/7/1819 Lawyer CO N
Washington, George Virginia Wakefield Plantation, VA 2/22/1732 12/14/1799 Soldier EP Y
Williamson, Hugh North Carolina Nottingham, PA 12/5/1735 5/22/1819 Educator PB/DE Y
Wilson, James Pennsylvania St. Andrews, Scotland 9/14/1741 8/21/1797 Lawyer EP/DE Y
Wythe, George Virginia Elizabeth City County, VA 1726 6/8/1806 Lawyer EP N
Yates, Robert New York Schenectady, NY 1/27/1738 9/9/1801 Lawyer DR N

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The framers made no such provision, of course.

Silly teabaggers.

[Jenne]

...my jumbledy post would put them in their places, though--look how many were BORN outside the US.

WTF?  THE FRAMERS?  THE FRAMERS?

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT ALWAYS THEIR GO TO STATEMENT?

"We can't have chewing gum in class--the FRAMERS didn't want it!"

"We can't have buttsex on Sundays--the FRAMERS didn't want it!"

"We can't have two first names then a last unless they rhyme--the FRAMERS didn't want it!"

Assholes.

[Thurnez Isa]

look at the bright side


at least you'll be able to own slaves

[Jenne]

...I already do, they're called kids...

[Telarus]

Barry needed something to distract everyone from the fact that he 'forgot' to release the White House 'Easter greeting' (*OMFG, what kind of CHIRSTIAN does that!*).



BUAHAHAHAHA. He had it up his sleeve the whole time for when he stuck his foot in his mouth next.


And the red vs blue dance goes on, goes on.

[Laughin Jude]

I figured Obama was just waiting for the point when he thought the truther movement had done the maximum amount of damage possible to the Republicans before he released the birth certificate. Maybe that time has come.

[BabylonHoruv]

I figured Obama was just waiting for the point when he thought the truther movement had done the maximum amount of damage possible to the Republicans before he released the birth certificate. Maybe that time has come.

Truthers are the people who think 9/11 was an inside job.

You mean Birthers.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

he's paying Trump to troll the GOP.