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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM

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April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
Right now my favorite conspiracy theory is that Obama cannot produce a legal birth certificate because he is in fact an Illumanati clone of Akhenaten. How fucking cool would it be if the Illuminati could do that shit?

We'd be more fucked that we realize! And we realize a lot, around here.

Too bad reality isn't this interesting.
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April 18, 2011, 01:27:02 AM
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April 18, 2011, 01:32:59 AM
Bin Laden is really time traveling Abraham Lincoln.
Formerly something else...

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April 18, 2011, 01:33:12 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
Right now my favorite conspiracy theory is that Obama cannot produce a legal birth certificate because he is in fact an Illumanati clone of Akhenaten. How fucking cool would it be if the Illuminati could do that shit?

We'd be more fucked that we realize! And we realize a lot, around here.

Too bad reality isn't this interesting.

The Illuminati run the world and are capable of cloning ancient Egyptians but they can't produce a simple forgery?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Laughin Jude

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April 18, 2011, 02:23:48 AM Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 02:31:03 AM by Laughin Jude
Quote from: postvex™ on April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
Right now my favorite conspiracy theory is that Obama cannot produce a legal birth certificate because he is in fact an Illumanati clone of Akhenaten. How fucking cool would it be if the Illuminati could do that shit?

tldw: "It is my opinion as a white person on the internet that these two people of African descent look very similar."

Oh, and for The Plain and Honest Truth, the hypothesis I'm going with is that the so-called Beast's identities include Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Bill Richardson and Lady Gaga, and that his original identity was Andy Kaufman.
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tyrannosaurus vex

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April 18, 2011, 03:20:04 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on April 18, 2011, 01:33:12 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
Right now my favorite conspiracy theory is that Obama cannot produce a legal birth certificate because he is in fact an Illumanati clone of Akhenaten. How fucking cool would it be if the Illuminati could do that shit?

We'd be more fucked that we realize! And we realize a lot, around here.

Too bad reality isn't this interesting.

The Illuminati run the world and are capable of cloning ancient Egyptians but they can't produce a simple forgery?

Well Pharaoh Cloning and Document Forgery are probably two different departments, and one of them dropped the ball. The Illumanti are superior, but they're still Human. Except for the Reptilian ones.
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Elder Iptuous

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April 18, 2011, 04:29:50 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on April 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
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Too bad reality isn't this interesting.

Reality is this interesting for the people that buy into it...
it's just boring for you because you're less wrong.
kind of a kick in the nuts that (often) the less wrong your are, the more boring your reality is, no?

BadBeast

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April 18, 2011, 09:42:57 AM
That PD.Com was the Militant wing of Anonymous.
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