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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, April 18, 2011, 12:21:45 AM

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Rumckle

Wasn't there something last year about a guy getting arrested for removing a government tracker from his car?

Seems to me like the government must have some way to get you should one of their precious drones get shot out of the sky.
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Quote from: Rumckle on April 18, 2011, 10:43:00 PM
Wasn't there something last year about a guy getting arrested for removing a government tracker from his car?

Seems to me like the government must have some way to get you should one of their precious drones get shot out of the sky.

He wasnt arrested but they came and got their tracker back.

That was also the case in which it was decided that the fourth amendment ends at your front door. They illegally broke in to his car and planted it while it was in his driveway. He also did nothing wrong aside from being the son of a Muslim preacher(there was litterally no other reason to follow him).

Im beginning to think that the hunt for terrorism is becoming a lot more like the hunt for communists. Your boss thinks that godless terrorists are waiting behind every corner and youd better find them behind every corner or else your ass is fired. Just like the Christmas tree bombing, the kid they set up wrote an article for the PHYSICAL FITNESS section of an obscure internet Jihad magazine.
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I definitely agree. You take the shit my (Tea Bagger) parents say and replace "Muslim" with "commie" and you have Cold War rhetoric all over again.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 18, 2011, 11:27:10 PM

Im beginning to think that the hunt for terrorism is becoming a lot more like the hunt for communists. Your boss thinks that godless terrorists are waiting behind every corner and youd better find them behind every corner or else your ass is fired. Just like the Christmas tree bombing, the kid they set up wrote an article for the PHYSICAL FITNESS section of an obscure internet Jihad magazine.

This scares me more than anything else in this thread so far.  I mean it's not like they would take my crack dealing/doing neighbors seriously right?  Because god forbid one of those fuckers go off on a tangent and decide the crazy white bitch is in fact a crazy terrorist.  And even worse that some idiot from homeland security take them seriously.  :?

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 18, 2011, 11:27:10 PM

Im beginning to think that the hunt for terrorism is becoming a lot more like the hunt for communists. Your boss thinks that godless terrorists are waiting behind every corner and youd better find them behind every corner or else your ass is fired. Just like the Christmas tree bombing, the kid they set up wrote an article for the PHYSICAL FITNESS section of an obscure internet Jihad magazine.

This scares me more than anything else in this thread so far.  I mean it's not like they would take my crack dealing/doing neighbors seriously right?  Because god forbid one of those fuckers go off on a tangent and decide the crazy white bitch is in fact a crazy terrorist.  And even worse that some idiot from homeland security take them seriously.  :?

Walmarts now have ads playing on their TVs urging customers to reports suspicious activity to Homeland Security.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
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Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 19, 2011, 04:54:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 02:18:05 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 18, 2011, 11:27:10 PM

Im beginning to think that the hunt for terrorism is becoming a lot more like the hunt for communists. Your boss thinks that godless terrorists are waiting behind every corner and youd better find them behind every corner or else your ass is fired. Just like the Christmas tree bombing, the kid they set up wrote an article for the PHYSICAL FITNESS section of an obscure internet Jihad magazine.

This scares me more than anything else in this thread so far.  I mean it's not like they would take my crack dealing/doing neighbors seriously right?  Because god forbid one of those fuckers go off on a tangent and decide the crazy white bitch is in fact a crazy terrorist.  And even worse that some idiot from homeland security take them seriously.  :?

Walmarts now have ads playing on their TVs urging customers to reports suspicious activity to Homeland Security.

Aaaaaaand yet another good reason why I don't shop at WalHell.  :x

Elder Iptuous

and billboards.
don't forget the homeland security 'See something, say something' billboards...

What would be the best way to flood them with anonymous tips on 'suspicious activity'?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:43:46 PM
and billboards.
don't forget the homeland security 'See something, say something' billboards...

What would be the best way to flood them with anonymous tips on 'suspicious activity'?

Because I strongly suspect the old bitch's little yip yap dog next door of being up to something....

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:43:46 PM
and billboards.
don't forget the homeland security 'See something, say something' billboards...

What would be the best way to flood them with anonymous tips on 'suspicious activity'?

Because I strongly suspect the old bitch's little yip yap dog next door of being up to something....

well, the old bitch herself must be guilty, too, if'n she taught her dog to yipyap in Farsi!

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:43:46 PM
and billboards.
don't forget the homeland security 'See something, say something' billboards...

What would be the best way to flood them with anonymous tips on 'suspicious activity'?

Because I strongly suspect the old bitch's little yip yap dog next door of being up to something....

well, the old bitch herself must be guilty, too, if'n she taught her dog to yipyap in Farsi!


YES, my thoughts exactly.  I really need to find that number.... 

Triple Zero

These are camera drones right? Not the ones with guns?

Either way, that's awful.
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Quote from: Triple Zero on April 19, 2011, 08:53:45 PM
These are camera drones right? Not the ones with guns?

Either way, that's awful.

Armed drones will be first introduced in the "Border Zone":

http://www.aclu.org/national-security_technology-and-liberty/are-you-living-constitution-free-zone

And then be pulled into high-violence gang areas.

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Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:55:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 19, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2011, 05:43:46 PM
and billboards.
don't forget the homeland security 'See something, say something' billboards...

What would be the best way to flood them with anonymous tips on 'suspicious activity'?

Because I strongly suspect the old bitch's little yip yap dog next door of being up to something....

well, the old bitch herself must be guilty, too, if'n she taught her dog to yipyap in Farsi!




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Quote from: Telarus on April 19, 2011, 09:27:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 19, 2011, 08:53:45 PM
These are camera drones right? Not the ones with guns?

Either way, that's awful.

Armed drones will be first introduced in the "Border Zone":

http://www.aclu.org/national-security_technology-and-liberty/are-you-living-constitution-free-zone

And then be pulled into high-violence gang areas.

**This message delivered by St Gulik from TGGR's unconscious, simply so he can come back and claim it when it actually happens.**

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