Iran to Ban Dogs

[Succulent Plant]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

That would seem logical - maybe there's something that annuls the annulment?   

PRAYERS HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK????

WITH DONKEYS FEMALES AND DOGS IN TEH BACK!

[Don Coyote]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

That would seem logical - maybe there's something that annuls the annulment?   

PRAYERS HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK????

WITH DONKEYS FEMALES AND DOGS IN TEH BACK!

SOUNDS LIKE SALAZOR TRADITIONAL PARTY!!!!!!!!!

[BabylonHoruv]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

Nah, they spread out like a flashlight beam, so that further than a stone's throw and only a tiny fraction is blocked so enough gets through for the important part to be transmitted.

One potential problem I see is that I am fairly sure Muslims line up to pray, and you'd have to be very careful where women are placed in those lines, since they block prayers that would be passing through them.  Must be a real headache at women's schools around prayer time.

[Succulent Plant]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

Wouldn't that mean that NONE of their prayers ever reach Mecca?

That would seem logical - maybe there's something that annuls the annulment?   

PRAYERS HOW DO THEY FUCKING WORK????

WITH DONKEYS FEMALES AND DOGS IN TEH BACK!

SOUNDS LIKE SALAZOR TRADITIONAL PARTY!!!!!!!!!

PORTUGESE PRAYERS COULD NEVER MAKE IT TOO MANY DONKEYS IN THE WAY!

[BadBeast]

In Portugal, the Donkeys pray too.

[Aucoq]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

The only thing worse than the fact that the hadiths are completely bogus and idiotic is the fact that they essentially promote being nothing more than a mindless demi-monkey (hey, you don't have to think 'cause I'll think for you!).  And this is coming from a Muslim, LOL.   

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

I wonder if you put a person under a really big metal bucket if their prayers would still reach mecca.
Or if you had a few other people praying on an interfering frequency.

[BadBeast]

There's a lot of Hadith where Muhammad (pbuh) says you should only have dogs for hunting and guarding your flock. He straight up says "kill every all-black dog" as well. Hated dogs.

There's a Hadith that says if you're praying and a Dog gets between you and Mecca and it's closer to you than a stone's throw, it cancels out the prayer.

Narrated 'Aisha: "The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, "Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people)." I said, "You have made us (i.e. women) dogs. I saw the Prophet praying while I used to lie in my bed between him and the Qibla. Whenever I was in need of something, I would slip away, for I disliked to face him.""

I love the idea of your prayers being like a radio signal thats actually physically traveling to Mecca.

I love the idea that a dog, monkey, or woman walking in front of a praying person will jam the communication.

I wonder if you put a person under a really big metal bucket if their prayers would still reach mecca.
Or if you had a few other people praying on an interfering frequency.

You could create a binaural tone, and subliminally send post hypnotic trigger words straight into Gods unconscious mind. May as well put all that MKULTRA mind reaming Psytech stuff to good use.

[Jenne]

...as for praying during school time and separating the boys from girls so that the girls don't "block" prayers, I'm pretty sure they're separated already so that this is not a problem.  It is, to be sure, just a bullshit reason to keep men and women eternally separated publicly.

Also, according to my husband, women aren't always allowed in the mosques anyway.  Especially in Afghanistan.  Only men.  So there you go.

[Don Coyote]

...as for praying during school time and separating the boys from girls so that the girls don't "block" prayers, I'm pretty sure they're separated already so that this is not a problem.  It is, to be sure, just a bullshit reason to keep men and women eternally separated publicly.

Also, according to my husband, women aren't always allowed in the mosques anyway.  Especially in Afghanistan.  Only men.  So there you go.

WHAAAAAAA???

Maybe the Afghani culture is like that, BUUUUUUUT I know in other Muslim countries women are allowed in mosques. But they are placed in the back of the rooms or in separate rooms for prayers.

[Jenne]

Yeah, I was shocked too.  I recently went to an AMERICAN Afghan mosque here in San Diego--it's brand new.  And women were in this tiny, dank, stinky little fuckin' room while the men were in this beautifully appointed, pristine and wonderfully architecturally pleasing room.  And when I complained about this (and yes, I complained--albeit in English--while INSIDE the mosque) to my husband later on, he "explained" it by saying that women entering and worshipping in mosques was a "relatively new" phenomenon.

But yes, most orthodoxy dictates MEN visit mosques.  Women, they stay at home.  Pray in the home with each other or go to parks and shit instead (this is what my mother-in-law did in Pakistan when she and her family were there waiting for my husband to get their visas to move here).

[Slyph]

Barefoot, pregnant, and without even a fucking pet for company.

[BabylonHoruv]

...as for praying during school time and separating the boys from girls so that the girls don't "block" prayers, I'm pretty sure they're separated already so that this is not a problem.  It is, to be sure, just a bullshit reason to keep men and women eternally separated publicly.

Also, according to my husband, women aren't always allowed in the mosques anyway.  Especially in Afghanistan.  Only men.  So there you go.

I know they are separated.  My point was that it has to be difficult to space the girls out properly so that their prayers aren't blocked.

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be in the mosque to pray, what with the 5 prayers a day thing.

[Jenne]

...as for praying during school time and separating the boys from girls so that the girls don't "block" prayers, I'm pretty sure they're separated already so that this is not a problem.  It is, to be sure, just a bullshit reason to keep men and women eternally separated publicly.

Also, according to my husband, women aren't always allowed in the mosques anyway.  Especially in Afghanistan.  Only men.  So there you go.

I know they are separated.  My point was that it has to be difficult to space the girls out properly so that their prayers aren't blocked.

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be in the mosque to pray, what with the 5 prayers a day thing.

All you do is make sure the girls are sitting to the side of the boys and the rooms are set up so that you can face east/Mecca from the get-go.  Not hard at all.  They don't INTEGRATE.  

And the "truly holy" are supposed to go 5 times a day.  Islamist governments make uh considerations for prayer.  5 times daily.  Yup.

One might ask how productive said countries with Sharia-law based governments are...but perhaps that's besides the point itt.

[Jenne]

Also, most of the schools are all-boy or all-girl.

I'm thinking they DON'T take it to the ridiculous (because humans are inherently lazy, to my mind) and make sure all girls are out of the way of Mecca countrywide.