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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Welcome to the Blasphemarium

Why hello good sir, please be so kind as to WOMP my discordianary visage, post haste!
I have come to blaspheme and offer this WOMP to this fine, upstanding fixture of the community.
You're a spag.
B L A S P H E M Y !!! G T F O !!!!!
I'm so on board with this I'm going to engage in auto-erotic WOMPification.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
May 01, 2011, 06:05:48 AM
I'm in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#31
May 01, 2011, 04:56:19 PM
me to.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#32
May 02, 2011, 12:05:39 AM
Excellent.

I'll have a few more done tonight.
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Elder Iptuous

#33
May 02, 2011, 03:35:02 AM Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 04:00:09 AM by Iptuous
these are great, Net.  I'll get in line.  :)

ETA: Hey! wha happen to my holy name!?  gotta track it down...
ETAA: ah.. thar we go. thas better.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
May 02, 2011, 03:45:15 AM
Hahaha these are great!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#35
May 02, 2011, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 30, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Autoloading Meatcannon, Payne

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Oh my fucking god :lulz: :lulz:

These are all hysterical, but I died when I saw Payne's face in this one. This must be put in some future illuminated Discordian manuscript.

Telarus

#36
May 02, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
OSHi- I missed the face too. That's EPIC!
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#37
May 02, 2011, 02:44:22 PM
I look at my holy name and the thought of the WOMP from it scares me.  :lulz:

I'm in...

One must face their fears right?

Jenne

#38
May 02, 2011, 03:03:10 PM
*waves to Net*  I'm in, too. 

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#39
May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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East Coast Hustle

#40
May 03, 2011, 01:00:42 AM
:lulz:

and

:mittens:

aside from being utterly hilarious, these are goddamn good.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

leln

#41
May 03, 2011, 01:12:31 AM
I'm not sure I have a WOMP-able picture available, but if I do I'd be very amused to see it in this thread.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#42
May 03, 2011, 05:42:56 AM
I'm glad people are getting a kick out of these. :)

Unfortunately, I have a ton of schoolwork due the next few days, so bear with me on the pace.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#43
May 03, 2011, 06:05:08 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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It's the details like the transparent jackass in the cliff face that make this AHT.  :D
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#44
May 03, 2011, 02:41:58 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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:lulz:
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