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Welcome to the Blasphemarium

Why hello good sir, please be so kind as to WOMP my discordianary visage, post haste!
I have come to blaspheme and offer this WOMP to this fine, upstanding fixture of the community.
You're a spag.
B L A S P H E M Y !!! G T F O !!!!!
I'm so on board with this I'm going to engage in auto-erotic WOMPification.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
May 01, 2011, 06:05:48 AM
I'm in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#31
May 01, 2011, 04:56:19 PM
me to.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#32
May 02, 2011, 12:05:39 AM
Excellent.

I'll have a few more done tonight.
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Elder Iptuous

#33
May 02, 2011, 03:35:02 AM Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 04:00:09 AM by Iptuous
these are great, Net.  I'll get in line.  :)

ETA: Hey! wha happen to my holy name!?  gotta track it down...
ETAA: ah.. thar we go. thas better.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
May 02, 2011, 03:45:15 AM
Hahaha these are great!
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Cainad (dec.)

#35
May 02, 2011, 04:06:28 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on April 30, 2011, 07:32:33 PM
Autoloading Meatcannon, Payne

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Oh my fucking god :lulz: :lulz:

These are all hysterical, but I died when I saw Payne's face in this one. This must be put in some future illuminated Discordian manuscript.

Telarus

#36
May 02, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
OSHi- I missed the face too. That's EPIC!
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#37
May 02, 2011, 02:44:22 PM
I look at my holy name and the thought of the WOMP from it scares me.  :lulz:

I'm in...

One must face their fears right?

Jenne

#38
May 02, 2011, 03:03:10 PM
*waves to Net*  I'm in, too. 

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#39
May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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East Coast Hustle

#40
May 03, 2011, 01:00:42 AM
:lulz:

and

:mittens:

aside from being utterly hilarious, these are goddamn good.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

leln

#41
May 03, 2011, 01:12:31 AM
I'm not sure I have a WOMP-able picture available, but if I do I'd be very amused to see it in this thread.
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"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#42
May 03, 2011, 05:42:56 AM
I'm glad people are getting a kick out of these. :)

Unfortunately, I have a ton of schoolwork due the next few days, so bear with me on the pace.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#43
May 03, 2011, 06:05:08 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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It's the details like the transparent jackass in the cliff face that make this AHT.  :D
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#44
May 03, 2011, 02:41:58 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on May 03, 2011, 12:28:35 AM
Little love weasel of England's arse end, Pixie

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:lulz:
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