Fuck the weather, coming striaght from the underground

[Freeky]

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?  This might all work out in the end...

Maybe...  Jury's still out.  Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.

STOP JERKING YOUR "KNEE, LUNA.  THIS SI A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM!!! OMG IM GONNA TELL ECH ON YUO!

[Luna]

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here?  This might all work out in the end...

Maybe...  Jury's still out.  Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.

STOP JERKING YOUR "KNEE, LUNA.  THIS SI A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM!!! OMG IM GONNA TELL ECH ON YUO!

Think he'll jerk it for me if I ask nicely? 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Tornadoes in NJ and NY.

Who the fuck authorized this?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Tornadoes in NJ and NY.

Who the fuck authorized this?

[Richter]

Gotten calls from Texas all day asking for some of the rain and cursing our luck.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Tornadoes in NJ and NY.

Who the fuck authorized this?

Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Tornadoes in NJ and NY.

Who the fuck authorized this?

Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.

No, I've just had it with America's shit, and I'm going to kill us all.

[Adios]

I am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.

"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?

Laughable.

Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.

It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?

Hey, ECH:  This guy is like having Requia on crack.  It's fucking amazing.

Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.

Charley is our very own Rich Little.

Always happy to be of service.

[Luna]

Tornadoes in NJ and NY.

Who the fuck authorized this?

Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.

No, I've just had it with America's shit, and I'm going to kill us all.

Can ya work North slowly?  I got a couple things I want to do before I kick off.

[Adios]

YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@

No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.

This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.

Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.

Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.

Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.

Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.

[ch3mist]

This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.

Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.

Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.

Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.

Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.

Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.

Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.

Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.

Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.

Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.

Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.

Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley?  He never did anything to you.

You really are a first-rate asshole.  Not in the good way, either.

[Adios]

This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.

Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.

Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.

Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.

Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.

Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.

Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley?  He never did anything to you.

You really are a first-rate asshole.  Not in the good way, either.

I didn't understand why he did that either.

[ch3mist]

Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley?  He never did anything to you.

You really are a first-rate asshole.  Not in the good way, either.

What?

What is the problem now?

What are you talking about?

What about my comment was "being a dick?"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley?  He never did anything to you.

You really are a first-rate asshole.  Not in the good way, either.

What?

What is the problem now?

What are you talking about?

What about my comment was "being a dick?"

I see how it is.  You spot a nice guy like Charley, who never has a bad word for anyone, and trash his shit.

You're a fucking creep.