A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

[Payne]

I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

[Luna]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

[Eater of Clowns]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.

[Luna]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

[Richter]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

[Suu]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

Just because he designs and prints t-shirts doesn't mean you can use him for your dastardly plots, you know.











...I'll bring it up tonight.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

You only need one barbed attachment.

[Luna]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

And why is a slingshot style a bad thing?  I'm thinking that might be downright decorative.

[Eater of Clowns]

Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

[Richter]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

You only need one barbed attachment.

Depending how devoted you are to looking good, you don't even need a place to put it.  

"Pre-made orifices are for the weak."  - Frugal the Imp

[Eater of Clowns]

Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

Good call, that would just be embarrassing.

[Luna]

Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

Good call, that would just be embarrassing.

Well, hell, for the male version, you can add a drawstring to the inside, tighten it up to keep it from shifting...

[Richter]

You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.