A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

[Juana]

You know, if I had a need for one of these, I'd probably just go commando. Can't be any more awkward than wearing a c-string.

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien" 

[*GrumpButt*]

How the hell does that thing stay in place? It looks a bit stiff, like its all wires. Yeah super comfy. 
And, displacement, and anal stabbing. 

[Eve Hill]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

[*GrumpButt*]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

They come in skintone and chrome also!

Blue? You sure you want blue?