OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.

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Just in:  HELL FROZE OVER.

As if things couldn't get any more sensational today with news of Osama bin Laden's death, we bring you this: Rush Limbaugh gushing over President Barack Obama.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/05/rush_limbaugh_praises_obama.php

My brain...

IT BURNSSSSS US PRECIOUSSSSS

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like the commenter who said that Rush was clearly being tongue-in-cheek. He's said so many batshit insane things, WHO CAN TELL? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll instead of fucking up the whole country.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

Yeah, pretty much.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

They want a death certificate now.
Wouldn't the SEALS have just fucked him in the bullet holes and thrown him in the ocean?

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I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.

[Luna]

I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.

It could...  However, if I were associated with the terrorists, I'd assume they got every piece of information that was there, it's only logical.  Either way, there'll be chaos among his associates.

Also, likewise, nobody needs to know who was actually there.  Their families will be safer.

I will, however, buy a beer for the next military member I come across in honor of the guys who DID go.

[East Coast Hustle]

There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

[East Coast Hustle]

I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.

It would've been Black Ops, right? As in "anybody leaks this gets their ass fried"?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.

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I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with.

Fukin knobgobbler.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish they hadn't released the fact that so much information had been seized at the compound because this announcement could nullify every word of it.

I also hope they do not release the identities of the Seals involved.

It would've been Black Ops, right? As in "anybody leaks this gets their ass fried"?

Yeah, for the next 30 years it should be on paper that they weren't even there. They're all doing "training exercises" in the States.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I almost feel like taking off to Manhattan on Wednesday morning after my classes are done and putting down 4 white roses instead of red. It's going to have to wait until September, though.

You and everyone else. And *you* will be totally sincere but *someone* will still be milking the event for what it is worth.

The good part is that political cynicism doesn't bring people back.  OBL will probably stay dead.

Fuck off.

No shit. For one lousy day as a nation we are more united than we have been in many years. Let it happen.

Speak for yourself. I have no wish to be united with most of the mouthbreathers I have to share this space with.

Yeah, and you know there's a bunch of bullshit involved, anyway.

[Suu]

I'm kinda over it now. I had my elation, and I'm still bringing the white roses instead of red to my next trip to Ground Zero, and, you all, can collectively eat my ass.