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Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.

Started by Suu, May 02, 2011, 02:19:15 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

#15
May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.
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#16
May 02, 2011, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.

If there is a god, please let this happen....

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#17
May 02, 2011, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 07:52:58 PM
If Trump gets the Rep nomination I imagine the entire campaign will be something like this.

He might at this point... I doubt anyone is gonna want a real run against a President that can show measurable improvement in the economy and OBL's corpse. So Trump might be a fun show for everyone without risking the cred of any real GOP'ers
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#18
May 02, 2011, 09:11:28 PM
You'll know the answer on May 16th. 

That is when NBC announces its Fall Schedule.  I'm guessing Trump will make a big announcement the day before or the day of, depending on whether or not he's in the Fall lineup. 

If I had to bet money, (I ain't betting my puns again) I'd say he's not running. 
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
May 03, 2011, 03:58:37 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#20
May 03, 2011, 04:07:15 AM
It was a massacre.  :lulz: 

Jasper

#21
May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

Eater of Clowns

#22
May 03, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
Hah, that was good.

And did anyone see Michelle Obama?  Daaaaaamn.
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#23
May 03, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

I was able to engage my cognitive dissonance and enjoy watching Paul Ryan and Donald Trump get eaten alive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#24
May 03, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
"From the people who brought you universal healthcare, and the huge backlash against universal healthcare..."

I peed a little.
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LMNO

#25
May 03, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
It's starting to look like Obama released his Long-Form birth certificate for the sole purpose of being able to make these jokes.

I find that commendable. 

hooplala

#26
May 03, 2011, 03:35:27 PM
Me too.  Comedy is paramount.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#27
May 03, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
Obama: "I did it for the lulz".

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
May 03, 2011, 03:50:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 03, 2011, 04:13:39 AM
Kinda ruined it for me toward the end though, the way he talks about people's right to tell the truth, after screwing Manning's chance of a fair trial earlier.

I was able to engage my cognitive dissonance and enjoy watching Paul Ryan and Donald Trump get eaten alive.

This.
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May 03, 2011, 04:00:48 PM
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