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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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REVENGE IS MINE! MUHAHAHA!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM

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#15
May 12, 2011, 09:29:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month).  I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.

"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."

Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS.  Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.

"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

Do never test happy fun Rain God.   8)

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.

So now he is your little Fartling. I fucking love this.

Luna

#16
May 12, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
:spittake:

Oh, fuck, my ribs...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

#17
May 12, 2011, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
:spittake:

Oh, fuck, my ribs...

I laughed so hard all the kittens ran and hid.

Luna

#18
May 12, 2011, 09:32:40 PM
My co-worker is LOOKING at me...

She is aware I just got handed an utter shit assignment with an impossible deadline, and probably thinks I've just gone 'round the bend.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

#19
May 12, 2011, 09:33:45 PM
Remember, TGRR can be NSFW without any notice. :lulz:
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