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REVENGE IS MINE! MUHAHAHA!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM

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Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM
I finally got revenge on Nate the Bastard, my physical therapist (until last month).  I'm on the treadmill, and he walks by.

"Hey Nate...I think I hear a noise from the bearing on the right rear end of this machine."

Nate bends down to listen, a mere two feet from me, and this ENORMOUS NOISE COMES OUT OF MY ASS.  Sounded like I had a foghorn jammed up my arse.

"OH YOU SONOFABITCH, MY FUCKING MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

Do never test happy fun Rain God.   8)

TGRR,
Is reasonably certain he has payback in mind.

So now he is your little Fartling. I fucking love this.

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:30:11 PM
:spittake:

Oh, fuck, my ribs...

I laughed so hard all the kittens ran and hid.

Luna

My co-worker is LOOKING at me...

She is aware I just got handed an utter shit assignment with an impossible deadline, and probably thinks I've just gone 'round the bend.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Remember, TGRR can be NSFW without any notice. :lulz: