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May 03, 2011, 04:57:37 PM Last Edit: May 03, 2011, 10:06:54 PM by ϗ, M.S.
"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet.  :x :argh!:
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LMNO

#1
May 03, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
That's a very impactful word. 

hooplala

#2
May 03, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Kai

#3
May 03, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
That's a very impactful word. 

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Prince Glittersnatch III

#4
May 03, 2011, 05:04:19 PM
"Disinter-mediating"

Like a cross between inter-mediating and disintegration.
It sound like the name of a laser gun.

The disinter-mediator.

PEW PEW PEW
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Kai

#5
May 03, 2011, 05:04:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2011, 05:01:13 PM
Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: You sir, are an asshole.
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LMNO

#6
May 03, 2011, 05:08:50 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

Kai

#7
May 03, 2011, 05:13:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 05:08:50 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

WHAT THE FUCK IS MIDESHARE! FUCK! GODDAMMIT!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 03, 2011, 05:14:26 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 04:57:37 PM
"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet.  :x :argh!:

I was just bitching about this sort of thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
May 03, 2011, 05:17:37 PM
Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
May 03, 2011, 05:19:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 05:17:37 PM
Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.

Unless you're a filthy papist, of course.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 03, 2011, 05:21:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 05:19:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 05:17:37 PM
Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.

Unless you're a filthy papist, of course.



:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#12
May 03, 2011, 05:23:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 05:14:26 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 04:57:37 PM
"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet.  :x :argh!:

I was just bitching about this sort of thing.

I'm just going to assume that everyone who uses shit like this is speaking gibberish.

"I'll whoala an action item in the parking lot so we can lebodiada the integarardta stalidarara of our core competency mideshare offline."

"Sorry man, didn't understand what you were saying. Could you say that again without all the gibberish?"



Ah, I've got it now. This is an actual LANGUAGE called Gibberish. Well, we don't pretend that the Mexicans or French speak English either, so I'm going to treat Gibberish the same way. Damn Gibbers can go back to Gibberistan.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
May 03, 2011, 05:24:28 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 05:23:32 PM
I'm just going to assume that everyone who uses shit like this is speaking gibberish.

We in the business refer to it as "masking incompetency with poor communications".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#14
May 03, 2011, 05:24:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 05:08:50 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 03, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 03, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

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