I feel like choaking [sic] something.

[Kai]

"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet.  

[LMNO]

That's a very impactful word. 

[hooplala]

Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

[Kai]

That's a very impactful word. 

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

"Disinter-mediating"

Like a cross between inter-mediating and disintegration.
It sound like the name of a laser gun.

The disinter-mediator.

PEW PEW PEW

[Kai]

Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

You sir, are an asshole.

[LMNO]

That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

[Kai]

That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

WHAT THE FUCK IS MIDESHARE! FUCK! GODDAMMIT!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet. 

I was just bitching about this sort of thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.

Unless you're a filthy papist, of course.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Reminds me of "antidisestablishmentarianism"

I hate that word with a burning passion. It makes me want to puke fire and shit chainsaws. IT'S NEITHER CUTE NOR USEFUL.

Unless you're a filthy papist, of course.

[Kai]

"Disintermediating". I just saw this word.

Goddammit. Humans get the hell off my planet. 

I was just bitching about this sort of thing.

I'm just going to assume that everyone who uses shit like this is speaking gibberish.

"I'll whoala an action item in the parking lot so we can lebodiada the integarardta stalidarara of our core competency mideshare offline."

"Sorry man, didn't understand what you were saying. Could you say that again without all the gibberish?"



Ah, I've got it now. This is an actual LANGUAGE called Gibberish. Well, we don't pretend that the Mexicans or French speak English either, so I'm going to treat Gibberish the same way. Damn Gibbers can go back to Gibberistan.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm just going to assume that everyone who uses shit like this is speaking gibberish.

We in the business refer to it as "masking incompetency with poor communications".

[Suu]

That's a very impactful word.  

No. Fuck you. I will NOT allow this idiocy. This is the same sort of stupid stilted language that gets continuously shat on in science writing. It's a pure affront to clarity in communication, and it must be destroyed. For great justice.

I'll whiteboard an action item in the parking lot so we can leverage the integrational synergy of our core competency mideshare offline.

LIKE A BOSS?