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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 08:18:01 pm »
Sounds like a gas.  A real shot in the arm for those sick of life
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 08:18:13 pm »
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 08:35:42 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

What, simulantaneously being crushed and effectively exsanguinated?

The guy who invented this is a bit of a psycho.  Just saying.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 08:35:57 pm »
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.

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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 08:37:46 pm »
For some of the coaster freaks I know?  If they knew the cancer was gonna get 'em, they'd buy a ticket for this ride.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 08:55:40 pm »
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 08:57:28 pm »
Fuck this dude, I had this same concept in 8th grade.  No shit.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 08:57:45 pm »
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.

I agree with this.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 pm »
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.
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Re: Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 09:28:57 pm »
Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

Incorrect.  A heart attack lasts for approximately one million years.
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