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#15
May 05, 2011, 06:44:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:38:50 AM

My vice is reading science-fiction/fantasy.

You know, that's probably worse for you than drinking and drugs.

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>


NOT EVEN ONCE.

Adios

#16
May 05, 2011, 06:45:47 PM
Happy Birthday!

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#18
May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

AFK

#19
May 05, 2011, 06:47:32 PM
The real problem comes when you mix drugs and alcohol with science-fiction/fantasy.  For more information go here
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
May 05, 2011, 06:47:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

That's totally different.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#21
May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#22
May 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 

Nope.  Just ripped to the tits on LSD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#23
May 05, 2011, 06:51:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 

Nope.  Just ripped to the tits on LSD.

:spittake:

Adios

#24
May 05, 2011, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 

Nope.  Just ripped to the tits on LSD.

Terri challenges this with Opium, since the cat was smoking a huka.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#25
May 05, 2011, 06:56:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:45:47 PM
Happy Birthday!

THANK YOU!

(beep)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

I thought Twilight was written as a comedy/parody and . . . I thought it was awesome, in the lulz sense. I watched the movies with the same mindset and they were awesome, too. Then someone told me that the chick was -serious-. Bedroom-stalker-Edward was her idea of romantic, true love . . . O.o And being vapid and wishy-washy and klutzy - yet having every boy lust after you - was somehow to be admired?

But yeah. I still like the Honor Harrington series, despite the tree-cat story arc going haywire. Mercedes Lackey had several short stories about telepathic cats in space as well, but they never got published in a big way - just in a short-story compilation dealie . . . they weren't too great.

Come to think of it, telepathic cats was sort of a common trend for awhile, wasn't it?

Paranormal romance is still worse.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
May 05, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 

Nope.  Just ripped to the tits on LSD.

Terri challenges this with Opium, since the cat was smoking a huka.

That was the caterpillar.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#27
May 05, 2011, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 05, 2011, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

The first mention I read of telepathic cats gets the book bounced off the wall and into the box headed for the used bookstore.

It is one of the staples of REALLY SHITTY SCIENCE FICTION.  Not the GOOD kind of shitty (Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc), but the same catagory as Twilight.

As long as the Cheshire Cat gets a bye.

The Cheshire Cat was not, as I recall, telepathic. 

Nope.  Just ripped to the tits on LSD.

Terri challenges this with Opium, since the cat was smoking a huka.

That was . . . Roger beat me. But maybe the caterpillar shared?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
May 05, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:56:44 PM
But yeah. I still like the Honor Harrington series,

:walken:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#29
May 05, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
I'm sorry. But the first few books don't have so much crazy telepathic cat stuff in them so I was hooked before I knew what happened. :(

Also, I am going out and about to do stuff. LIKE LEAVE THE HOUSE WILLINGLY. And maybe hit the book store. And get food. Or something.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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