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Started by *GrumpButt*, May 11, 2011, 01:48:13 AM

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#150
May 15, 2011, 08:04:09 PM
LOL sounds like that could be fun..

Or annoying as all hell...

Am still hiding under my chair, so someone else go start that.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#151
May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#152
May 15, 2011, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 15, 2011, 07:57:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 06:39:50 PM
BTW I don't have any problem with people shouting from the rooftop "WHOOOOO!!! I GOT SO LAID!!!!!"

I mean, sometimes it's a personal triumph and you just gotta share.

Maybe we should have a thread for that. Like the "what are you listening to right now?" one.

Given this thread's title, it might as well be this one.

It would go like this:

"I got laid!"

"me too."

"me yesterday"

"Got laid again."

"Yeah couldn't check in for a few days, got laid twice"

"just had a quickie"

"did it last night."

"does oral sex count?"

"got laid"

"check"

"posting ITT"

"BUMP (if you know what I mean)"

"Hey did you post that yesterday as soon as I was in the shower?!?!"

"Probably not getting laid tonight"

"laid."

"me too"

"yeah"

"again?"

"again."

etc


:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#153
May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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*GrumpButt*

#154
May 16, 2011, 01:44:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.

Srsly lol


Why she didn't get up right then I do not understand.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#155
May 16, 2011, 02:29:01 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 16, 2011, 01:44:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 15, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 15, 2011, 08:12:45 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 15, 2011, 07:16:18 PM
QuoteOho. He thinks he can get me inside. Think again, Earfinger.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

As soon as his fingers went into teh ears I would have left. At that point I wouldn't have given a shit if I was being rude or hurt his feewings.

And this is why I am working on my personal boundaries.  :lulz:

I'm afraid I would have broken his fingers.   :x  Ew.

Srsly lol


Why she didn't get up right then I do not understand.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Like I said  :lulz:

That's why I'm in therapy. To not be afraid of hurting people's feelings and telling them to FUCK OFF. When it's called for. I regard the whole Earfinger story as my personal allegory of shit I need to work on.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#156
May 16, 2011, 02:39:16 AM
ohshit. i wondered where the ear in finger thing came from...  :lol:
helluva story

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#157
May 16, 2011, 03:59:54 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 16, 2011, 02:39:16 AM
ohshit. i wondered where the ear in finger thing came from...  :lol:
helluva story

People have many a weird quirk and/or fetish. You probably don't actually want to know where it came from.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#158
May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:
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Lies

#159
May 16, 2011, 05:25:59 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:
"What do you mean, that doesn't go in there?"
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
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#160
May 16, 2011, 07:05:13 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:50:53 AM
A gross misapprehension of the old saw that the ears are an erogenous zone?  :horrormirth:

You mean they aren't????

I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#161
May 16, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
Have you guys been boinking Sarah Palin?
Always figured she had some kind of penile lobotomy...
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BabylonHoruv

#162
May 16, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 16, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
Have you guys been boinking Sarah Palin?
Always figured she had some kind of penile lobotomy...

right in the eye!

*squick squick squick*
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*GrumpButt*

#163
May 17, 2011, 05:24:08 PM
Ok wtf...


Every time I am having a sexy time dream about someone, about to have teh sex, I remember that I am married and I don't do anything. WTF  Last night was Mr. Jeff Goldblum. Yeah I know... But he's got a brain, so sexy. :D

So yeah.... I can never do anything dream wise without remembering I am married and having all my fun ruined. W...T...F..  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

#164
May 17, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
Then you're doing it wrong.

When you dream, you AIN'T married. That's your subconscious, not his.
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