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Started by Mangrove, May 12, 2011, 06:18:09 PM

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Suu

#30
May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...

Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...

Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!

May 21st? Or October 21st?

Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#32
May 13, 2011, 07:21:09 AM
My parents, too, interestingly. Would have been their thirty first.

Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 13, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
SO DOING THIS. SO. :lulz:
Bonus points if you get pics.
DONE. I'm stealing my stepdad's camera that day.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#33
May 13, 2011, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...

Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!

May 21st? Or October 21st?

Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...

No kidding, would have been my 22nd anniversary yesterday if I'd still been with the useless bastard.  Fucker ran off with my haridresser, she's so lucky.... 

Suu

#34
May 13, 2011, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...

Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!

May 21st? Or October 21st?

Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...

October 21st.

Wow. We have such amazing anniversary dates. You get Judgement Day, and I get the Apocalypse.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Commander

#35
May 17, 2011, 08:42:40 AM
It will be my unbirthday.  :fnord:
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

AFK

#36
May 17, 2011, 01:22:14 PM
It will be my unngggbirthday. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
May 17, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 02:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 13, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 12, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
This is the same guy right?

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/



So, lemme get this straight.  IF a whole crapload of people disappear on May 21st, we have until October 21st to blow all of our cash and party until the whole world goes up like a candle?

Five months.  That's one HELL of a party...

Shit, that would have been my 5th wedding anniversary!

May 21st? Or October 21st?

Woulda been the 20th anniversary of my first wedding on May 21st. May is a treacherous month...

October 21st.

Wow. We have such amazing anniversary dates. You get Judgement Day, and I get the Apocalypse.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#38
May 17, 2011, 05:12:33 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 12, 2011, 06:26:36 PM
http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gay_pride.pdf

By Harold Camping

:lol:

So let me get this straight-

God is making people gay so he can punish the world for being gay.
Kinda like a cop who makes you break the law so he can arrest you?

Also, I wasn't aware that teh Gay Pride movement was successful. Last I checked, same-sex marriage is only available in participating locations.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#39
May 17, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
Eh, I'm all for the whole thing going up in flames.  :|

Succulent Plant

#40
May 17, 2011, 05:23:56 PM Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 05:25:28 PM by Aloe
Quote from: Mangrove on May 12, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
...until yet another fundamentalist whacko commits spectacular 'self pwnage'.


http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html



Please contact them on May 22nd  :lol:

These are the same people http://www.wecanknow.com/  I've had the wecanknow site bookmarked for a couple of days to check on May 22.  :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#41
May 17, 2011, 05:34:14 PM
They can be easily disproved on May 20th. Or, at least May 20th for other time zones in the US. Apparently a global earthquake will strike each time zone at 6 pm local time. Which means if Fiji's ok at 1 am here, it's a bust. Apparently God can only handle 1/24th of a planet at a time.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Commander

#42
May 18, 2011, 09:26:58 AM
Quote from: Khara on May 17, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
Eh, I'm all for the whole thing going up in flames.  :|

Emanenatize the Eschaton my friend!

I think I spelled that wrong, but I am too lazy to speel check.  This is why the Earth is doomed.
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Elder Iptuous

#43
May 19, 2011, 02:45:35 AM
I'm sure the folks at http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ are biting their nails, huh?  :lol:

Nephew Twiddleton

#44
May 19, 2011, 02:52:21 AM
I say we all gather at the hunting section of Walmart at 5:50 pm that day and get a leg up on other looters by stealing guns and ammo first.

Then, kegger at the local church after a couple hours of stealy-takey.

Maybe LMNO, dimo and I can get that show together after all. :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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