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Nephew Twiddleton

#60
May 20, 2011, 06:38:00 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:21:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:12:54 AM
It was until the last couple of sentences, and then I think you just left a couple of qualifiers out or something.

I feel better (for now, anyway).  Think denominations other than Catholics would listen to that argument?

Yes. Most Christians pay attention to the 1000 years part. It's not a small space of time. No as far as Rapture, varying groups consider it to occur at different times of prophecy unfolding. Provided, of course, that you are Protestant. But a lot of them think that God would not let his best believers suffer the wrath of the Antichrist, even though the Antichrist totally wastes God's 2 prophets.

I'm still rambling because there's a lot of ground to cover. Honestly, I recommend reading the Book of Revelation (linguistic side note, Apocalypse merely means "Revelation" in Greek). Not only because it will put your mind at ease, but also makes for some really good monster fiction.

I totally would if there were a bible in the house, or if I could remember to get one from my parent's house. 

My friend says she's a Christian Catholic and a Metaphysical Spiritualist... Poor girl. :horrormirth:  She's probably not very happy about believing either, because she got told by a bunch of people she's going to hell for her job.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/index.htm

Free.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#61
May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.

Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors....  :lulz:



Blight,
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
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Freeky

#62
May 20, 2011, 06:46:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.

Which what now? 

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Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors....  :lulz:
:lulz:  Palpatine...

Juana

#63
May 20, 2011, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Phox

#64
May 20, 2011, 06:55:25 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 20, 2011, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
Yeah, this.

Nephew Twiddleton

#65
May 20, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:46:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
The Pope would probably look down on her activities as well. Unfortunately for the Pope, Catholic populations tend to not let go of folk traditions.

Which what now? 

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Sorry Emperor Palpatine. But there are santeros asking certain entities for favors....  :lulz:
:lulz:  Palpatine...


I believe I mentioned I was drunlk.

:takes swig of Jim Beam"

Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 20, 2011, 06:55:25 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on May 20, 2011, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
respects Christianity, but delights in mocking Catholicism, even though he will defend it against anyone else who was never a Catholic. Boston and Irishness will do that shit to you.
I'm pretty sure that being an ex-Catholic does it to you, too.
Yeah, this.

Yep. It's like that ex you love to rip on, but god help the bastard who calls her a slut.
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Freeky

#66
May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular.  I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church.  On Easter.  When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:  

Nephew Twiddleton

#67
May 20, 2011, 07:04:05 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular.  I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church.  On Easter.  When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:  

I don't care about what any of the thousands of denominations of Jesusianism think ultimately. Just don't act like an asshole and keep your religion out of my government. That's all I ask.

And I rip on Catholicism in particular because I know it better. Hell, I was one for still more than half my life (August 2013, hurry up!)
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Freeky

#68
May 20, 2011, 07:05:33 AM
 :lulz:  Agree'd, keep your Jesus out my politics!

Nephew Twiddleton

#69
May 20, 2011, 07:08:09 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular.  I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church.  On Easter.  When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:  

Interesting side note.

I could be wrong, since I'm out of the loop, but I think the Pope said Hell is closed for business and asshats like me go to Purgatory. Or is it the other way around?

Something other than Heaven is condemned for health violations. I forget if it was JP jr or Palaptine who said it, but, you know, they can't be wrong!

See you in God's waiting room!
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Freeky

#70
May 20, 2011, 07:09:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:08:09 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 06:58:39 AM
I try not to mock any section in particular.  I used to be Methodist, way back in the day, but the last church I went to was a Baptist church.  On Easter.  When I was prego, and not married, and the sermon was about sinners and what kinds of sins there are and HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AWAITS THEM. :lulz:  

Interesting side note.

I could be wrong, since I'm out of the loop, but I think the Pope said Hell is closed for business and asshats like me go to Purgatory. Or is it the other way around?

Something other than Heaven is condemned for health violations. I forget if it was JP jr or Palaptine who said it, but, you know, they can't be wrong!

See you in God's waiting room!

Lol seriously?  Either purgatory or hell is closed?  I must google this.

Nephew Twiddleton

#72
May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
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Nephew Twiddleton

#73
May 20, 2011, 07:15:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 20, 2011, 07:13:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on May 20, 2011, 07:11:57 AM
http://vivirlatino.com/2007/04/23/pope-no-more-limbo-its-heaven-or-hell.php

Wow.

Fuck. lol.

Well, I say infernal rebellion. Fuck our lot, I say we take over.

Reading.

Oh... No, it's the Sith Lord.

Nope. Can't accept it.

Benedict XVI,
Hitler Youth represent
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Freeky

#74
May 20, 2011, 07:15:41 AM
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