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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 14, 2011, 07:53:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 14, 2011, 07:53:26 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 14, 2011, 08:01:55 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Laughin Jude

#2
May 14, 2011, 08:02:48 AM
We cannot allow a porn gap.

I don't care how many billions we have to spend, I want DVDAs playing 24/7 in every home in America by this time next year. We cannot allow the terrorists to win.
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Triple Zero

#3
May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?
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#4
May 14, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
Perhaps they were boning up so they'd be ready for the 72 virgins. 
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#5
May 14, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 14, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
Perhaps they were boning up so they'd be ready for the 72 virgins. 
:lulz:

BabylonHoruv

#6
May 14, 2011, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?

Yes, although I might not want everyone else to know.  After all, who wants to have the same taste as bin laden?
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May 14, 2011, 11:01:14 PM
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May 15, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on May 14, 2011, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
I want to know which porn titles.

Say you're a porn star, wouldn't you want to know if Bin Laden fapped to you?

Yes, although I might not want everyone else to know.  After all, who wants to have the same taste as bin laden?

I dunno, I could see them becoming cult classics of porn due to people looking them up either for the lulz or out of morbid curiosity.
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#9
May 15, 2011, 04:19:03 AM
What if it was all furry porn?
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#10
May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?
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#11
May 15, 2011, 06:20:31 AM
I'd make a joke about hardcore Muslim porn involving two people fucking through a hole in a sheet, but, welp


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The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
May 15, 2011, 06:43:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

Yoda had the force, too...OH SHIT. Going to scrub my brain now.
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Rumckle

#14
May 15, 2011, 07:58:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 06:22:36 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 15, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Was Obi Wan fapping to porn, too?

With the force.  He'd just sit in outdoor cafes, you know, smiling.  Nobody ever caught on, because he had both hands on the table.

If I had the force, I wouldn't stop til I'd pulled the fucking thing off.

Wasn't there a video posted a couple of years back of someone doing that, not at a cafe, just the hands free fapping?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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