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THE ULTIMATE PD.COM THREAD. SO JUST SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM

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BadBeast

#30
May 17, 2011, 02:43:29 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 16, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
How does steampunk fit into all of this? :lulz:
Isambard Kingdom Brunel established the first regular ganja smuggling ring, to cater for Queen Victoria's period pains, on the SS Great Britain's Caribbean run. By this time, he's already hardwired the whole country for his hellish steam engines, chuffing backwards and forwards from Bristol to London, carting Trainloads of weed up to Buck House. Victoria would throw huge Steampowered Dubstep Partys for all her Dandyfied Punkarse sycophants, Like Beau Brummel, and Beau Nash, and they, in turn set the scene for every pasty faced Stovepipe hatted cove from here to Brighton to try and out punk each other. These Victorian street thugs would hang around the Train Stations, scaring old women, and taking the piss out of the more traditional Canalpunk crews, leading to gangfights, duelling, and acts of public lewdness, the likes of which had never before been seen. The Duke of Wellington wanted to horsewhip the lot of them, one by one, and had he not been so busy trying to track down Spring Heeled Jack, (The first true Steampunk prankster) he might well have attempted to do so. Silly old fart. Anyway, by this time, a whole generation of British youth were addicted to Laudenum and Jamaican Coaly weeds or "Collie weed" as it became known.  (Named so because of the filthy state Brunel's Steam trains got their cargoes in) This is also thought to be where the term "Dude" originated. (Drugged Up Dandy Empire)
"Look out, here come the Dude Boys!"
Thank God for fossil fuels, Electricity, and eventual civilisation!  (And Victoria's preternaturally late menopause)

Right, Steampunk, yes. Well, you did ask!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Don Coyote

#31
May 17, 2011, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM


:mittens:

:mittens:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.



Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.

Lack of SCIENCE! is another.

Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" :horrormirth: After it was explained why they couldn't.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
May 17, 2011, 03:21:02 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on May 16, 2011, 09:37:17 PM

what you have against emily dickinson  :?

She's the worst poet in history.  Her poetry killed the martian invaders HG Wells told us about.

Fact.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#34
May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 

That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#36
May 17, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 

That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.

But will you be able to get the smell of patchouli off of the chain?  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
May 17, 2011, 04:02:35 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 

That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.

But will you be able to get the smell of patchouli off of the chain?  :lulz:

Monsoon's coming.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#38
May 17, 2011, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 

That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.

...  They HAVE chainsaws in Arizona?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
May 17, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs!   "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?" 

That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.

...  They HAVE chainsaws in Arizona?

Yep.  For varmints.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#40
May 17, 2011, 04:13:20 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

#41
May 17, 2011, 04:16:13 PM
Srsly, view them ALL, but you need the descriptions, too.

I had the questionable pleasure of seeing them in a gallery ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#42
May 17, 2011, 04:17:27 PM
Yeah, Goya is amazing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
May 17, 2011, 04:21:03 PM
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule".   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#44
May 17, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 04:21:03 PM
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule".   :argh!:

:omg:

He's gonna PM The Mgt!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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