THE ULTIMATE PD.COM THREAD. SO JUST SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Steampunking a boat... shouldn't he just have bought a steam boat?

[Luna]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue."  That was LIVESTOCK.

You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?

[Succulent Plant]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue."  That was LIVESTOCK.

You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?

I thought sending that dove out was animal testing.

[BadBeast]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue."  That was LIVESTOCK.

You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?

Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.

[Nadezhda]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.  

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

[Don Coyote]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.  

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.  

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

[Luna]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue."  That was LIVESTOCK.

You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?

Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.

Ask Noah.  Bullshit, he let them drown, the fucker ate them.

[BadBeast]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue."  That was LIVESTOCK.

You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?

Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.

Ask Noah.  Bullshit, he let them drown, the fucker ate them.

That must be where his Daughters got the Horn from then. And God should have told Noah being drunk is no excuse for letting that kind of shit go on, flood or no flood! Dirty old bastard.

[East Coast Hustle]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

I fail to see where he's doing anything wrong.

I also fail to see how being on an ACTUAL boat is in any way related to steampunk.

ETA: I've also got $5 that says "this city" is PDX.

[Nadezhda]

He's going to glue rusty gears to the side or something.  He's pretty like a girl, and has no male friends, I'm sure you'd dislike him :/ 

What is PDX?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

PDX= Portland, OR

[Nadezhda]

PDX= Portland, OR

wat that makes no sense

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I might be off the mark, but I beleive that its the airport code for said city.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.  

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat?  He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.