THE ULTIMATE PD.COM THREAD. SO JUST SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU.

[East Coast Hustle]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE. 

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat?  He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.

This.

Also...


HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!

[Nadezhda]

I might be off the mark, but I beleive that its the airport code for said city.

Ahhh, that would make sense.  I'm used to all my airport codes starting with a 'y'.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE. 

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat?  He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.

This.

Also...


HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!

Yeah, that's kind of a self-correcting problem.

[Lies]

Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.

Attribution?  I want them to know who to assassinate.

Naturally, I wouldn't claim your work as my own, people might get the wrong idea about me.

[Richter]

I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.

Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.

Lack of SCIENCE! is another.

Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" After it was explained why they couldn't.

Give me this person, I must "educate" them.  I used to teach sailing lessons. 

[Luna]

I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.

Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.

Lack of SCIENCE! is another.

Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" After it was explained why they couldn't.

Give me this person, I must "educate" them.  I used to teach sailing lessons. 

We are SO hitting some panels this weekend...   

[Don Coyote]

I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.

Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.

Lack of SCIENCE! is another.

Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" After it was explained why they couldn't.

Give me this person, I must "educate" them.  I used to teach sailing lessons. 

We are SO hitting some panels this weekend...   

You guys have the right values.

[Nadezhda]

I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat.  He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.

I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.

Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.

The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government.  Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME.  Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from.  And he's stupid.

STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE

GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE. 

Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH.  Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.

What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat?  He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.

This.

Also...


HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!

Yeah, that's kind of a self-correcting problem.

I am waiting on the day

[AFK]

I've been told that, in song no less. 

That, I believe... and would like the recording of.   

I actually have a recording of it.  Except, that it uses my IRL name, otherwise I'd share. 

[Madi]

And now, presenting for all ov you magickal types, the GOYA sigil...



Note the inclusion of the Anarchy symbol, the Algiz rune and the astrological symbol for Earth...

Feel free to wank over it and then get it tattooed on your body, or the other way round if you wish.

[AFK]

Looks like a drunk R/R Crossing sign.

[East Coast Hustle]

Looks like ENKI.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Looks like ENKI.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Looks like ENKI.

Oh SNAP!