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Started by Cain, May 17, 2011, 04:00:35 PM

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East Coast Hustle

8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:
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Requia ☣

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:27:54 PM
8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:

I think it goes straight from 1% statist to 1% anarchist, so 6% (of either) means you fall in the 'not crazy' region.
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Disco Pickle

#32
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:27:54 PM
8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:

you're less of an economic leftist than I am?  

:lulz:

as to the anti-militarist part, I'm for conquest in our best economic interests and for repelling an attack from another hostile nation, but not for the spreading of any idea or method of rule.

not sure why I came in so anti-military on that one.

oh, and the fact that anti-military was "colored" blue and implied to be on the left gave me a chuckle.
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Prince Glittersnatch III

#33
QuoteTrue monopolies cannot exist in a free-market economy and ours is a free market economy, so no true monopolies exist in our economy.

Wow. Thats some amazing logic right there.  :lulz:

50% Economic Leftist
22% Anarchist
54% Anti-Militarist
70% Socio-Cultural Liberal
67% Civil Libertarian

I was disappointed. I expected a diamond shaped chart.
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Juana

#34
61% Economic Leftist   (Economic Leftist / Economic Rightist)
28% Anarchist   (Anarchist / Statist)
79% Anti-Militarist   (Anti-Militarist / Militarist)
87% Socio-Cultural Liberal   (Socio-Cultural Liberal / Socio-Cultural Conservative)
73% Civil Libertarian   (Civil Libertarian / Civil Authoritarian)
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Disco Pickle

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 17, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
QuoteTrue monopolies cannot exist in a free-market economy and ours is a free market economy, so no true monopolies exist in our economy.

Wow. Thats some amazing logic right there.  :lulz:

50% Economic Leftist
22% Anarchist
70% Socio-Cultural Liberal
67% Civil Libertarian

I was disappointed. I expected a diamond shaped chart.

That particular question pissed me off more than any other.  No free-market economy exists at a state level in any developed country that I've read about.  Only black markets even come close to resembling a free market, and the prices still reflect regulation at the state level controlling the CODB in the product.

Stupid question with no correct answer.
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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:27:54 PM
8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:

You beat my militarist score by 5%
:cry:
Enjoy your time being the war monger among us... that is until someone convinces Fred to take the survey.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 17, 2011, 11:43:08 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:27:54 PM
8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:

you're less of an economic leftist than I am? 

:lulz:

as to the anti-militarist part, I'm for conquest in our best economic interests and for repelling an attack from another hostile nation, but not for the spreading of any idea or method of rule.

not sure why I came in so anti-military on that one.

oh, and the fact that anti-military was "colored" blue and implied to be on the left gave me a chuckle.

I didn't think I was an economic leftist at all. Not even a little. And it sounds like you and I answered the militaristic questions along the same lines. I'm wondering exactly how dogmatic you'd have to be to even get 1% on the right side of the scale for any of these categories.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

36% Economic Leftist   (Economic Leftist / Economic Rightist)
16% Anarchist   (Anarchist / Statist)
61% Anti-Militarist   (Anti-Militarist / Militarist)
74% Socio-Cultural Liberal   (Socio-Cultural Liberal / Socio-Cultural Conservative)
50% Civil Libertarian   (Civil Libertarian / Civil Authoritarian)


WUT?????

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:17:55 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 17, 2011, 11:43:08 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:27:54 PM
8% Economic Leftist (really? I'm as surprised as anyone by that.)
6% Anarchist (I think they're using a vastly different definition of the term than I am.)
29% Anti-Militarist (OK, this test is obviously seriously retarded. I'm totally OK with using force to get what you want.)
72% Socio-Cultural Liberal (More like Socio-Cultural Don't Give A Fuck.)
60% Civil Libertarian (In the one category I'd have expected my score to be near 100%.)

:lulz:

you're less of an economic leftist than I am? 

:lulz:

as to the anti-militarist part, I'm for conquest in our best economic interests and for repelling an attack from another hostile nation, but not for the spreading of any idea or method of rule.

not sure why I came in so anti-military on that one.

oh, and the fact that anti-military was "colored" blue and implied to be on the left gave me a chuckle.

I didn't think I was an economic leftist at all. Not even a little. And it sounds like you and I answered the militaristic questions along the same lines. I'm wondering exactly how dogmatic you'd have to be to even get 1% on the right side of the scale for any of these categories.

I think it may be case like those Libertarian Diamond Charts. Youd take the test and unless you were a hardcore facist you would turn up as a libertarian of some sort. Then you could click on links to libertarian sites and books ect.

Its the Center for a Stateless Society running the test. Youre supposed to discover how much of a economic leftist, anti-military anarchist you are and then subscribe to their newsletter.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

BabylonHoruv

63% Leftist
63% Anarchist
64% Anti-Militarist
61% Cultural Liberal
87% Civil Libertarian
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Wyldkat

54% Economic Leftist
38% Anarchist
57% Anti-Militarist
63% Socio-Cultural Liberal
67% Civil Libertarian

Some of those questions made me really want any other answer than was available...

Nadezhda

Yeah, me too Wyldcat, I was like, should I help propagate tyranny or take a stand against something I've already admitted is broken?  Whatever decision that takes the least amount of moral strength!  Hahahaha I know the government always has my best interests at heart!

Cain

It should be noted on the leftist/rightist thing that C4SS.org take a somewhat different view to the mainstream use of those terms, though it has some historical accuracy.  Basically, they don't presume free markets and the acquisition of capital/property as a left/right signifiers, instead they look at belief in cooperation or conflict and top down hierarchy versus bottom up organizing.

And yeah, I didnt say this test was perfect, only that it was better than Political Compass which, while popular and somewhat useful, has so many fucking bad questions its not funny.

Rumckle

29% Economic Leftist   (Economic Leftist / Economic Rightist)
16% Statist   (Anarchist / Statist)
32% Anti-Militarist   (Anti-Militarist / Militarist)
74% Socio-Cultural Liberal   (Socio-Cultural Liberal / Socio-Cultural Conservative)
17% Civil Libertarian   (Civil Libertarian / Civil Authoritarian)


Hmm, the problem I had with some of those was that some of the questions were slightly US centric
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