Who is the Geekiest Dad of them all?

[AFK]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

[Kai]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

[Don Coyote]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

But wait...I grew up with it being a planet...I'm not old....wtf

[leln]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

Yeah, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos (Naan, whatever) just isn't the same, even if it still plays to gender stereotypes. If Nine Pizzas aren't involved, why are you even trying to interest the brains of elementary-school students? Pepperoni or GTFO.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

Yeah, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos (Naan, whatever) just isn't the same, even if it still plays to gender stereotypes. If Nine Pizzas aren't involved, why are you even trying to interest the brains of elementary-school students? Pepperoni or GTFO.

was that supposed to make sense?

[Kai]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

Yeah, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos (Naan, whatever) just isn't the same, even if it still plays to gender stereotypes. If Nine Pizzas aren't involved, why are you even trying to interest the brains of elementary-school students? Pepperoni or GTFO.

was that supposed to make sense?

They're mnemonic devices, Fred.

[leln]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

Yeah, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos (Naan, whatever) just isn't the same, even if it still plays to gender stereotypes. If Nine Pizzas aren't involved, why are you even trying to interest the brains of elementary-school students? Pepperoni or GTFO.

was that supposed to make sense?

A mnemonic for remembering the first letters of the nine planets was "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" when I was in grade school. The comment about pepperoni was an attempt at humor that obviously failed, so don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

  i thought you had clicked on the wrong thread or something cause i read the gender stereotypes bit and thought you mean tto post in that other thread 

[leln]

So the boy has moved up in daycare from the infant room to the older infant room.  For some reason (I'm calling stupidity) the older infant room has a smaller refrigerator which means the boy needs to have his own lunch box with ice packs.  So, of course, I'm not going to send the boy with any ole boring lunch box.  I mean, what's the point, right?

So I found him this lunch box on Amazon that has the 9 planets.  Yeah, that's right, NINE, planets. 

That is, it has the 8 "really real planets" and then pluto off in a corner crying.



Because Neil deGrasse Tyson obviously hates small planets AND children. 

Who's the bestest Daddy in the world? 

I know it's supposed to be satire, but seriously, enough about fucking Pluto. It's a goddamn ice rock. You can barely see it from a 6 inch reflector, and only as a faint speck of light at that.

Us oldsters grew up with it being considered a "planet".

Yeah, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos (Naan, whatever) just isn't the same, even if it still plays to gender stereotypes. If Nine Pizzas aren't involved, why are you even trying to interest the brains of elementary-school students? Pepperoni or GTFO.

was that supposed to make sense?

They're mnemonic devices, Fred.

Whoops, Kai got there first, sorry.

i thought you had clicked on the wrong thread or something cause i read the gender stereotypes bit and thought you mean tto post in that other thread 

Nope, I probably just haven't seen the thread you're thinking of yet. I'll look for it tomorrow, I need to sleep now.

[Lies]

Seriously, fuck pluto, nachos are the fucking bomb

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want some decent nachos. The last nachos I had were crap.

[Telarus]

I personally consider the "Pluto shift" to mean that we have MORE planets in our solar system, not less.

Seriously, "dwarf planet" still has "planet" in it. It's not like they're calling Pluto, Ceres, etc, "rocks". I totally blame the mnemonic for the stupidly which surrounds this (it's easier to drop Pluto than come up with an accurate mnemonic).

[Phox]

http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/96/SR/PDF/09600SR0046lv.pdf

*coughisaplanetinIllinoiscough*