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ATTN SUBJECTS: THE DARK EMPRESS AND MYSELF ARE NOW WED.

Started by Suu, June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
June 04, 2011, 06:59:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 04, 2011, 06:31:31 PM
I offer a variety of perverts and drag queens, bearing bottles of jalapeño infused tequila.


GIFT ACCEPTED!

Hellyeah.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#31
June 05, 2011, 12:34:07 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.

I can offer the blessings of Tucson, but are you sure you want?

Suu

#32
June 05, 2011, 12:37:28 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 05, 2011, 12:34:07 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.

I can offer the blessings of Tucson, but are you sure you want?

Oh...why the hell not. Portland and Providence together should be able to take Tucson.


...Right?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#33
June 05, 2011, 12:53:10 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 04, 2011, 05:58:40 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on June 04, 2011, 05:56:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
ON JUNE 4TH, 2011. THE DARK EMPRESS NIGEL AND SOVEREIGN PRINCESS KAOUSUU HAVE OFFICIALLY WED IN THE HOLY BONDS OF FUCK YOU.

WE DEMAND GIFTS AND LARGESS. LEST YOUR BALLS BE STOMPED INTO BITS.

NOW.

While I find your attempt to finagle a backdoor invasion of my territory quite charming, I assure you that your alliance with The Dark Empress (if such a thing is even really possible) will not lessen the futility of your attempts to subvert my sovereignty one tiny bit.

LARGESS. NOW.

I GOT YOUR LARGESS, BABY.
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:ECH:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BadBeast

#34
June 05, 2011, 12:59:11 AM
Yuo cannot haz full powers until you synchronize your ovaries. Only then, (I'm channeling some old, dead hippy)  can you act in true synergetic metaconcert. Until then you will just have the normal powers of two belligerent gobby chicks.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
June 05, 2011, 01:03:26 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 12:37:28 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 05, 2011, 12:34:07 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.

I can offer the blessings of Tucson, but are you sure you want?

Oh...why the hell not. Portland and Providence together should be able to take Tucson.


...Right?

WE CAN DO IT!  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#36
June 05, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2011, 12:59:11 AM
Yuo cannot haz full powers until you synchronize your ovaries. Only then, (I'm channeling some old, dead hippy)  can you act in true synergetic metaconcert. Until then you will just have the normal powers of two belligerent gobby chicks. 

I think we're both on ovary-stunting birth control. Consider yourselves fortunate.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
June 05, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
ON JUNE 4TH, 2011. THE DARK EMPRESS NIGEL AND SOVEREIGN PRINCESS KAOUSUU HAVE OFFICIALLY WED IN THE HOLY BONDS OF FUCK YOU.

WE DEMAND GIFTS AND LARGESS. LEST YOUR BALLS BE STOMPED INTO BITS.

NOW.

You know that means she's going to eat your head, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
June 05, 2011, 01:37:30 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 05, 2011, 01:03:26 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 12:37:28 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on June 05, 2011, 12:34:07 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.

I can offer the blessings of Tucson, but are you sure you want?

Oh...why the hell not. Portland and Providence together should be able to take Tucson.


...Right?

WE CAN DO IT!  :eek:

HAHAHAHAHA!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
June 05, 2011, 01:42:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
ON JUNE 4TH, 2011. THE DARK EMPRESS NIGEL AND SOVEREIGN PRINCESS KAOUSUU HAVE OFFICIALLY WED IN THE HOLY BONDS OF FUCK YOU.

WE DEMAND GIFTS AND LARGESS. LEST YOUR BALLS BE STOMPED INTO BITS.

NOW.

You know that means she's going to eat your head, right?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#40
June 05, 2011, 02:24:10 AM
Who said I was the male in the relationship!?

FIGHT TO THE DEATH! WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS, IRON OVARIES AND HEAD-EATING CHOMPERS!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BadBeast

#41
June 05, 2011, 02:46:20 AM
Big fat Dildos, or gtfo!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

#42
June 05, 2011, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2011, 02:46:20 AM
Big fat Dildos, or gtfo!

Double-ended, or no dice.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
June 05, 2011, 03:14:10 AM
I am now picturing myself whacking the Dreaded Battle Nun about the shoulders with a large, floppy dildo.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#44
June 05, 2011, 03:21:24 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 05, 2011, 03:14:10 AM
I am now picturing myself whacking the Dreaded Battle Nun about the shoulders with a large, floppy dildo.  :lulz:

We need to do this someday. But you have to wear the welding goggles!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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