ATTN SUBJECTS: THE DARK EMPRESS AND MYSELF ARE NOW WED.

[Suu]

There are 2 places in the world where you can get a proper Cuban sammich.

Cuba.
Tampa.


Sorry, Miami Cubans are disgusting. I don't know WTF they put on them, but it's not right. The last time I got one there it had some kind of salami with peppercorns on it and bologna. BOLOGNA DOES NOT BELONG ON A CUBAN. FFS. IT'S PULLED PORK, HAM, SWISS CHEESE, MUSTARD, PICKLES, BREAD. PRESSED. GTFO. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've heard that Pambiche has good Cuban food. It also is run by, apparently, the only Cuban family in Portland.

Portland simply does not have a whole hell of a lot of Cubans.

[Suu]

Neither does Providence, for that matter. We're a little far.

WHICH MAKES ME MISS LIVING IN TAMPA EVEN MOAR. 

[Triple Zero]

DEAR SUU

KINDLY TO PLEASE ACCEPT OUR WEDDING GIFT OF

THE TEN DELICIOUS AND FRESH EARS OF CORN IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER OF YOUR FRIDGE
THAT WE LEFT IN ANTICIPATION OF THESE GLORIOUS EVENTS

[Suu]

DEAR SUU

KINDLY TO PLEASE ACCEPT OUR WEDDING GIFT OF

THE TEN DELICIOUS AND FRESH EARS OF CORN IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER OF YOUR FRIDGE
THAT WE LEFT IN ANTICIPATION OF THESE GLORIOUS EVENTS

So. Much. Corn!

[East Coast Hustle]

I may actually take you up in the offer of real Cuban bread. I'll just know what day to expect it, get pulled pork started and get all the ingredients I need.


...Damnit. I may have to walk downtown and suffer through a Providence-excuse for a Cuban, today.

Portland doesn't even HAVE them.

OK, that's not completely true. There are like four places in town that make them, and I've never been to any of them.

You can't get the bread to be right here. The air isn't right for it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG CORN ON THE COB

I wants it!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I may actually take you up in the offer of real Cuban bread. I'll just know what day to expect it, get pulled pork started and get all the ingredients I need.


...Damnit. I may have to walk downtown and suffer through a Providence-excuse for a Cuban, today.

Portland doesn't even HAVE them.

OK, that's not completely true. There are like four places in town that make them, and I've never been to any of them.

You can't get the bread to be right here. The air isn't right for it.

i can believe that. Bread is so fucking temperamental.

[East Coast Hustle]

Speaking of that, though, if you haven't been to An Xuyen yet, it's so fucking worth the drive out to Foster that I can't even find words in the english language to express it. Though the only sandwiches to be had there are Bahn Mi (the best I've ever had anywhere BY FAR, BTW), the rolls they use would actually be just about perfect for a cuban. Also, every single fucking thing they bake there is amazingly awesome. And dirt cheap.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Speaking of that, though, if you haven't been to An Xuyen yet, it's so fucking worth the drive out to Foster that I can't even find words in the english language to express it. Though the only sandwiches to be had there are Bahn Mi (the best I've ever had anywhere BY FAR, BTW), the rolls they use would actually be just about perfect for a cuban. Also, every single fucking thing they bake there is amazingly awesome. And dirt cheap.

I've been there, Patrik made  me cry, I won't go back.

[East Coast Hustle]

Not being able to eat there would make me cry. I literally eat lunch there like 5 times a week.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not being able to eat there would make me cry. I literally eat lunch there like 5 times a week.

Too far away for me to be concerned with that. And I have Don Pancho's.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also when he repented and brought me a sandwich from there, it wasn't that exciting.

[Triple Zero]

OMG CORN ON THE COB

I wants it!

Now that you're married, YOU'RE ENTITLED TO HALF OF IT!!

[East Coast Hustle]

Also when he repented and brought me a sandwich from there, it wasn't that exciting.

He probably brought you a honky sandwich. If you're white and you try to order one of the real vietnamese ones, they'll try to discourage you unless you can convince them that no, you really DO want the one with the shredded pork skin.