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[Luna]

Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

That has always mystified me.

Not nearly so much as the fact that, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has actually worked for someone who I've personally met.  (They've been married for decades now.)

That's being bold (and crass), and that can work.

Screaming out of a moving car, though? 

Yeah, funny, that's never actually made me think, "yeah, I wanna see more of HIM."

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

That has always mystified me.

Not nearly so much as the fact that, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has actually worked for someone who I've personally met.  (They've been married for decades now.)

It's also worked for someone you've only met online.

I sort of suspect it might work more often than could reasonably be believed.

[Luna]

Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

That has always mystified me.

Not nearly so much as the fact that, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has actually worked for someone who I've personally met.  (They've been married for decades now.)

It's also worked for someone you've only met online.

I sort of suspect it might work more often than could reasonably be believed.

Probably a lot of things out there that work more often than you'd think.  (Hell, I've had, "Are you going to get me drunk and take advantage of me, or what?" work...  Damn, hadn't thought about that one in ages...)

[Freeky]

The anecdotal evidence for my case is solid. "The penis isn't pretty," said my friend Maria when I asked her if she'd enjoy receiving photos of a man's privates. "It's useful and it serves a purpose, but it's not aesthetically pleasing. It's like a corkscrew in that way."

Opinionated opinion is still just an opinion.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The anecdotal evidence for my case is solid. "The penis isn't pretty," said my friend Maria when I asked her if she'd enjoy receiving photos of a man's privates. "It's useful and it serves a purpose, but it's not aesthetically pleasing. It's like a corkscrew in that way."

Opinionated opinion is still just an opinion.

I like penises, and looking at penises that are attached to men I like and am attracted to. I find them aesthetically pleasing.

However, a cell-phone cock shot is never hot. Sending one to a woman you are not already entangled with is not hot, or productive.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cell phone ball shots, on the other hand, are ALWAYS FUNNY.

Hey, I didn't make the rules.

[Freeky]

328% troof.

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Cell phone ball shots, on the other hand, are ALWAYS FUNNY.

[Phox]

The anecdotal evidence for my case is solid. "The penis isn't pretty," said my friend Maria when I asked her if she'd enjoy receiving photos of a man's privates. "It's useful and it serves a purpose, but it's not aesthetically pleasing. It's like a corkscrew in that way."

Opinionated opinion is still just an opinion.

That was my thought as well. I like looking at dicks.

I like penises, and looking at penises that are attached to men I like and am attracted to. I find them aesthetically pleasing.

However, a cell-phone cock shot is never hot. Sending one to a woman you are not already entangled with is not hot, or productive.

What Nigel said.

Also, lulz to the balls. 

[Suu]

I've gotten my fair share of cock shots in my day.

I've only been impressed once, and that's because it was proven to me that it wasn't a forward.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Survey so far shows that 100% of chicks think unsolicited cock shots are hot if it's a guy they're already sleeping with, and offputting otherwise.

[East Coast Hustle]

Cell phone ball shots, on the other hand, are ALWAYS FUNNY.

Hey, I didn't make the rules.

100% TROOF.

I have a bad habit of letting my shipmates know, visually, exactly what's been going on with my scrotum since we've been laid off.

[Luna]

Survey so far shows that 100% of chicks think unsolicited cock shots are hot if it's a guy they're already sleeping with, and offputting otherwise.

Offputting... or funny (not the reaction one wants when trying to use them to attract, one would think).

[Suu]

Survey so far shows that 100% of chicks think unsolicited cock shots are hot if it's a guy they're already sleeping with, and offputting otherwise.

Yeah pretty much. Because at that point it's just a tease.

Cell phone ball shots, on the other hand, are ALWAYS FUNNY.

Hey, I didn't make the rules.

That's because testicles are just hysterical. Period.

[Elder Iptuous]

this one fellow i know has, on several occasions, gone to a bar and had a friend tell people that he got some fake testicles and that he's walking around with the prosthetic nuts hanging out of his pants to get a rise out of people.  He then walks up to the ladies that are being met up with at the bar with his actual sack hanging out, shows them his sack, claims it to be his actual sack, and invites them to fondle it.  so far, it has not been refused.  the girls each in turn fondle his nuts, and this is even after is has become fairly apparent after the first one or two fondlings that they are, in fact, his actual balls.
and he then becomes a plaything for one of the girls that night.

of course, it probably helps that he's a ripped corn-fed fellow with an action hero jawline and successfully mixes a good sense of humor and an alphamale personality.  it's like he can shoot raw pheromones in the manner of a spitting cobra...