UnSermon for Saturday, September 18th, 2004

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Just smite the unbelievers...

[Rupert Giles]

I'm working on it.  When I get to that point, I'll just ask Paladine to hurl a fiery mountain at Washington, D.C.

After our operatives are out, of course.

[devil squerrel]

:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be

Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then
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Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.

squerrel eat dorky cleric of Paladine ok

yum taste like salmon

[Rupert Giles]

I'm working on it.  When I get to that point, I'll just ask Paladine to hurl a fiery mountain at Washington, D.C.

After our operatives are out, of course.

But wouldn't your operatives enjoy the discord?

aini

Yes, but not the effect of being at ground zero of a Fiery Mountain Impact.

Wrinkles bedsheets, you know.

Right before the burst into flames.

Along with anything under them.

Right before they're smashed to bits.

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