Plug a SNES controller into Sylvester Stallone's hairy nutsack. What do you get?

[Doktor Howl]

Nobody cares.

I care enough for the both of us.  I even care about you!  So much so, that I'd be happy to help you remove that giant stick from your anus, if you ever tire of it.

You're fucking with the wrong person here.  Just saying.

Dok,
Knows what Nigel did on 8/10/2010.

It's mostly her forum name... my mom is an insufferable bitch.

Still, you don't want to wind up like poor little Billy.  He still can't walk straight.  It was awful.  Just awful.

 sounds like an amusing story, any chance you have a link laying around?  I wouldn't know what to forum search for.

She and her SO were visiting Freeky and I in Tucson, and we were having drinks at the meetrack.  Poor Little Billy, a local drunk, made the mistake of stepping on her cigarettes, as he tried to navigate his way back inside, to the men's room.

It was horrible, Trix.  She grabbed an empty energy drink can and accidentally

him with it.  Then she kept kicking the bottom of the can and yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?  SAY MY NAME!  SAY MY NAME!" as Little Billy tried to crawl away.  Then she took MY smokes.  And then she smacked my bitch up.

Again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody cares.

I care enough for the both of us.  I even care about you!  So much so, that I'd be happy to help you remove that giant stick from your anus, if you ever tire of it.

You're fucking with the wrong person here.  Just saying.

Dok,
Knows what Nigel did on 8/10/2010.

It's mostly her forum name... my mom is an insufferable bitch.

I was just thinking about changing it back to one of my regular handles, but since it bothers you so much I think I'll leave it for a few more days.

The thing I'm going to ask you to remember from time to time in the coming months or years is that you earned it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody cares.

I care enough for the both of us.  I even care about you!  So much so, that I'd be happy to help you remove that giant stick from your anus, if you ever tire of it.

You're fucking with the wrong person here.  Just saying.

Dok,
Knows what Nigel did on 8/10/2010.

It's mostly her forum name... my mom is an insufferable bitch.

Still, you don't want to wind up like poor little Billy.  He still can't walk straight.  It was awful.  Just awful.

 sounds like an amusing story, any chance you have a link laying around?  I wouldn't know what to forum search for.

She and her SO were visiting Freeky and I in Tucson, and we were having drinks at the meetrack.  Poor Little Billy, a local drunk, made the mistake of stepping on her cigarettes, as he tried to navigate his way back inside, to the men's room.

It was horrible, Trix.  She grabbed an empty energy drink can and accidentally

him with it.  Then she kept kicking the bottom of the can and yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?  SAY MY NAME!  SAY MY NAME!" as Little Billy tried to crawl away.  Then she took MY smokes.  And then she smacked my bitch up.

Again.

I was kind of drunk so it's a bit of a haze... I thought that was MY bitch.

[Doktor Howl]

Nobody cares.

I care enough for the both of us.  I even care about you!  So much so, that I'd be happy to help you remove that giant stick from your anus, if you ever tire of it.

You're fucking with the wrong person here.  Just saying.

Dok,
Knows what Nigel did on 8/10/2010.

It's mostly her forum name... my mom is an insufferable bitch.

Still, you don't want to wind up like poor little Billy.  He still can't walk straight.  It was awful.  Just awful.

 sounds like an amusing story, any chance you have a link laying around?  I wouldn't know what to forum search for.

She and her SO were visiting Freeky and I in Tucson, and we were having drinks at the meetrack.  Poor Little Billy, a local drunk, made the mistake of stepping on her cigarettes, as he tried to navigate his way back inside, to the men's room.

It was horrible, Trix.  She grabbed an empty energy drink can and accidentally

him with it.  Then she kept kicking the bottom of the can and yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?  SAY MY NAME!  SAY MY NAME!" as Little Billy tried to crawl away.  Then she took MY smokes.  And then she smacked my bitch up.

Again.

I was kind of drunk so it's a bit of a haze... I thought that was MY bitch.

It was awful.   

Little Billy had to have surgery.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nobody cares.

I care enough for the both of us.  I even care about you!  So much so, that I'd be happy to help you remove that giant stick from your anus, if you ever tire of it.

You're fucking with the wrong person here.  Just saying.

Dok,
Knows what Nigel did on 8/10/2010.

It's mostly her forum name... my mom is an insufferable bitch.

Still, you don't want to wind up like poor little Billy.  He still can't walk straight.  It was awful.  Just awful.

 sounds like an amusing story, any chance you have a link laying around?  I wouldn't know what to forum search for.

She and her SO were visiting Freeky and I in Tucson, and we were having drinks at the meetrack.  Poor Little Billy, a local drunk, made the mistake of stepping on her cigarettes, as he tried to navigate his way back inside, to the men's room.

It was horrible, Trix.  She grabbed an empty energy drink can and accidentally

him with it.  Then she kept kicking the bottom of the can and yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?  SAY MY NAME!  SAY MY NAME!" as Little Billy tried to crawl away.  Then she took MY smokes.  And then she smacked my bitch up.

Again.

I was kind of drunk so it's a bit of a haze... I thought that was MY bitch.

It was awful.   

Little Billy had to have surgery.

I'd feel bad for him, but he should have kept a wider berth.

[Doktor Howl]

I'd feel bad for him, but he should have kept a wider berth.

We never say the word "wider" around him, anymore.  He starts screaming and crying, and barking like a dog.

[Suu]

Served the fucker right, from what I understand.

I mean, shit, I accidentally Roger at the bar in Providence for just EXISTING.

[trix]

I'd feel bad for him, but he should have kept a wider berth.

We never say the word "wider" around him, anymore.  He starts screaming and crying, and barking like a dog.

 
Now I need me a cigarette.

[Doktor Howl]

Served the fucker right, from what I understand.

I mean, shit, I accidentally Roger at the bar in Providence for just EXISTING.

And now he's dead.   

[Suu]

Served the fucker right, from what I understand.

I mean, shit, I accidentally Roger at the bar in Providence for just EXISTING.

And now he's dead.   

Never stand in the way of me and Tainted Love at karaoke.