Hey Barkeep!

[AFK]

Sorry about the mess.  But I told him not to go there.  I told him not to lift the lid on that kettle.  It should've been apparent to anyone with two stones to rub together that it was going to boil over.  The stew has been stewing for ages.  Awash in a broth of abject disgust, with bits of rage and contempt floating on the top.  It was just waiting for that little nudge. 

I mean when you are surrounded by failure 24/7, it just, it just piles up.  Eventually it has to go somewhere.  You can only stuff it away in so many corners.  You can only pack it away in so many little containers before it just becomes impossible to contain.  And it's not MY fault people act that way.  It's not MY deal that they bounce around like that.  Filling voids that don't need to be filled with their senseless chatter and nonsensical bullshit.  It's okay to just pipe down.  They should just keep their nose in their tattered, Milwaukee's Best stained copy of the Constitution.  The one they keep in their night stand next to their Bible and their Viagra.  The one they wave in your face, with that waft of stale beer and chew spewing from their fat faces. 

So when he stepped, he should've known what was next.  I cannot accept responsibility for what was inevitable.  But, if it makes you feel any better, here is a few bucks for a new mop and bucket. 

[Doktor Howl]

They don't shut up because they can't shut up.  They are taught for several hours a night that a "witty" one-liner is always appropriate, so they think they're all Will Rogers or Oscar Wilde.  You see it everywhere...AM radio, internet forums, your local cafe, any bar in America...They have found something vile that they think is America, and they're going to drop their pants and tell you all about it.

So, yeah, sorry about the mess.