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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2011, 06:13:14 pm »
You two have just given the best sum up of New Hampshire I have ever heard

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2011, 06:32:48 pm »
I do enjoy their White Mountains and their theme parks for young children, however. 
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm »
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2011, 06:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Khara on July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2011, 06:37:46 pm »
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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

Also he sells tapes and shit about it on Amazon.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2011, 06:39:07 pm »
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 05:17:40 pm
Providence just likes to "pretend" it has more culturally in common with New York, but it doesn't.

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Wait, really?  That's some pretty serious self-delusion, there.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 06:58:59 pm »
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 07:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:37:22 pm
Quote from: Khara on July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2011, 07:02:19 pm »
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 01, 2011, 07:01:27 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:37:22 pm
Quote from: Khara on July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 

:spittake:

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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2011, 07:02:41 pm »
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 06:58:59 pm
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.

As if.  At best, they'd be lucky to be Massapequa.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2011, 07:04:05 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 01, 2011, 07:02:41 pm
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 01, 2011, 06:58:59 pm
Why else would we be getting a fucking New York Yankees license plate in ADDITION to the Boston Red Sox one? Connecticut doesn't even have a Yankees plate, I think. (Do they? I could care less about anything CT.)

Why do the guidos here like to talk like they're from Brooklyn and yet have never left the fucking state?


I may not be an expert, I may not have lived here my whole life, but I've worked in all 3 cities and spend a significant amount of time between them. Providence is Boston South, but deep down, they'd rather be New York East.

As if.  At best, they'd be lucky to be Massapequa.

I never suggested they were good at pretending.  :lulz:

Also, Massapequa? Don't flatter us. Brentwood.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2011, 07:04:54 pm »
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 01, 2011, 07:01:27 pm
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:37:22 pm
Quote from: Khara on July 01, 2011, 06:34:04 pm
Back on the topic, did anyone ever see why this guy was hyponotizing these kids?

Yeah I just clicked the link now and saw this bit:

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Kenny has said that he used hypnotherapy on students to "help motivate students on school and athletics."

That's uh..... kinda weird....

And it all looked like it was going swell until the Football team started to strut around the field and cluck like chickens. 

 :lulz:
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2011, 06:08:33 pm »
I really hate this state and particularly this city sometimes.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/28974821/detail.html

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A teen and his mother were arrested at the Avenues Mall on Wednesday after they assaulted a security guard, according to Jacksonville police.

Police said 18-year-old Devonte Bryant and his mother, 38-year-old Tyheshi Butler, were at the mall when the security guard asked Bryant to pull up his pants.

Bryant refused, police said. They said that when he was ordered to leave the mall, he screamed an expletive and said, "I'm not pulling up my pants up or leaving this (expletive) mall. You can't do anything to me. Obama runs this country."

Police said Bryant chest-bumped the guard, and the guard took Bryant by the arm and started walking him to the door. Police said that's when Butler grabbed the guard to get her son free, and Bryant punched the guard.

There was a scuffle, and both suspects were arrested. They are charged with assaulting a law enforcement officer.
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2011, 06:10:06 pm »
"Obama runs this country!  Your logic is invalid!"
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Re: Oh, Florida...
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2011, 06:14:17 pm »
Apparently the gentleman hasnt really been paying attention the past three years.
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